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Anonymous asked:
how long have you been alive
they keep me trapped in a gem most of the time so i think 20 or 100000 years
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*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just keep trucking per usual 💯💯💯
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i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead
thanks
you’re welcome :) now silence
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having now watched all 5 seasons of wwdits: if i was guillermo i would give them all ipads loaded up with baby sensory videos with silly straws full of blood and then i would go about my day. based on my research this is a foolproof plan because none of them could resist a dancing ai generated strawberry. for laszlo i would give all of the fruits very tiny penises
And we know this works because that's what Louis does with Armand
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Gzhel porcelain figurines of Belka and Strelka wearing cosmonaut suits from the collection of Martin Parr.
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desudog-deactivated20240822
Anonymous asked:
🪷
There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment
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It's such a mervyn peake dead rat poem morning
One of the poems ever.
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verloren
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sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl
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