u know it's gon' be the slutiest, messiest, sloppiest, hard core sex when the post had sum hentaí banner n the pinkiest color

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

Korean Manhwa Men (of modern setting genre) I'm Currently Addicted To...

Just now I noticed something... I certainly have a thing for black-haired male leads lmao!!! 😭😭😭💕💕💕

(My taste in men is quite problematic since half of them here are red flags, but don't worry as red is one of my favorite colors 🚩🤩😘😅)

Zuhair Murad FW23

girl breakfast lunch dinner supper brunch etc

Now you’re stuck

Neteyam(19) x human fem reader (19)

Warnings: SMUT, oral, fingering, spit, praise kink, cursing, rut Neteyam, aggressive Neteyam.

You grew up in pandora with the sullys. Unlike spider, you were more of a lab kid. You didn’t like going out much unless you absolutely had to. There was too much war going on for your liking, so you decided it was safer inside. Nevertheless, you were just as close to the sullys as spider was. The sully kids would come in the lab to visit you every single day. However, Today was a-little different.

“Wassup, bro??!” Lo’ak walked over to you with a smile, sitting ontop of the desk infront of you.

“Lo’ak, my guyyyyy. Wassup!” You extend your hand to do the handshake you taught him.

“Hey, y/n” kiri smiles as she sits on the floor infront of you.

“Hey, kiri.” You smile, and gesture for a high-five. Your smile slowly fades as you look around the lab in confusion.

“Hey, where’s Neteyam?” You let out a nervous chuckle before leaning back in your chair. They both look at you with silence, and then stare at each other, as if they needed to tell you something. Lo’ak sighs before smiling gently, and looking back at you.

Have someone done this already?

𝐒̲𝐘̲𝐌̲𝐁̲𝟎̲𝐋̲𝐒̲༉‧₊˚.

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≛ ، . ‹ ִֶָ . ָ࣪ ‹ ャ ִֶָ ︶꒷꒦︶ ꒦꒷꒷꒦ ︶꒷꒦꒷︶ ٬٬ ࣪ ،ぬ̳ ⊹ ᨘ໑▸ 𖥻 ˑ ִ 𖦹 ִ ˑ 𖥔 ּ ִ 𖦹 ִ ˑ 𖥻 ๑◕‿◕๑ ❘❙❚𖦹❚❙❘❙❚❘❘❙❘

╲ 𓍯 ࣪🦴 ᳝ ˑ 𐇛̲﹗ ˖ ་ 💭 𖦆 🧠 ぃ ˑ 🐩 ִ ⌨︎ ֺ ָ ֙⋆ 🩰 𖥻 ִ ۫ ּ ִ ۫ ˑ ֗ ִ ˑ ּ 𖥔 𓄼 ࣪⠀ ִ ۫ ּ ֗ ִ ۪ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ ᳝ ࣪ 𓄹 ⊹ ᳝ ࣪⠀. ִ ་ ּ 𝟶:𝟶𝟶 ──◍───── 𝟷:𝟹𝟶 ➛ ̨𖥔 ִ ་ ، ˖ ࣪ ་ ˖ ʿ🥛ꜝꜞ ᳝ ࣪ 𔘓 ⎘ ་ ᳝ ◝ 𖥻⏱️ ぃ ˑ ִ ⌨︎ ֺ ָ ֙⋆ 🩰 𓄹 ࣪ ִֶָ 🧂 ࣪ ▸ ִֶָ 𖦹 ࣪˖ . ⊹ 𓄼 ࣪ ꞌꞋ ࣪𓂃 ִֶָ ≡ ⌂ ⌕ ❙❘❙❙❘❙❚❙❘❙❙❚❙❘❙❘❙❚❙❘❙❙❚❙❘❙❙❘❙❚❙❘ ♡゙

˖ ࣪ 💭🎀Ꮺ ! ∩⑅∩ ᘒ ࣪ 🧠˖˙ 𖥦 ⪧ ◟ ˒ ˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶ ㇏𖣗𖦆⊹🕷♡̷̷ 𖤐˖﹙﹚女˚ ❥ ⊹ 𓏲࣪ 神 .˚ 𖥨┉┈ ˓ ༿ ⸒ ／ ଓ ઇ ઉ ᧙ ᥐ 𖧧 〞◖ ꩟ ᠀ ◠ ◡ ˙˙˙ ຳ ﹻ ﹟╳× ̟ ˖ ⁺ ₊ ✼　｡ﾟ･　☆　° ｡ ະ ⵓ ꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ˀˀ 𓏲 ❛⠀text •𓋅 𖧧 ָ࣪ ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀ོㅤㅤ 𖧧 ָ࣪ 𖤐 .% ♡̸̸ ✧ ⊹○ﾟ˖ ⊹ › ‹ 𖤐 ᵎ𓂅 𐀔ɞ ִֶָ ʚ ɞ ◟⊹ 𖧧. ָ࣪ ◝. ㅤ 𓄹 ࣪ ˖ 𓆉 ִֶָ𓂅 𑁍ࠬ ⊹ ࣪˖⁩ ꒦꒷ ʾ˓𖤣 𓆤 ʕ•̫͡•ʔ 𖧧 ָ࣪ 𓏲˖ 𑁍 ࣪˖ 𓂃 ❅ ❥ ˓ 𓏲ִ 𓂃 . ✦ ٬ . ࣪. ˓ ꜜ ᪥ ˖࣪ ゲ! ⸃⸃ 𐇵 ˓𓄹 ࣪˖ 𖤠ะ 𓏲࣪◜𖤐 ִֶָ 𓂃 ⊹ ꫂ 。⚢˖⁩ ༯ ರ ❁𓂅 𓄼ꕤ༘ ᵎ ⤿ ⸼ ᨓ ◞ ̑̑ ꪶ ꫂ Ꮺ࣭۪ ⵓ𓏲࣪◜ ִֶָ𓏲࣪ ⨾ ˖ ୧ 。𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 ༣ ྅ ﻬ˚ ͙ 𑂻𑂴 ♡ 𓍢 ₍ 𓆤 𓏲࣪ . 𓂃 ꈍᴗꈍ 𖨂 ❛ ¸ 𓂅 ៹ 𓂃 ๛∙᷅° 𖦥 ᵎ ⚟ ⚞ ৲ ﷼ ㍐ ૱ ⚑ ⚐ ｡ ⩨͢ ࿓᪶ ະ﹢ ˖ ⁶ ₆ 𓃠 ⊹ ˚. !! 𖤐ʾ ִֶָ 𖥔 ݁ ˖ଘ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ ꧔ ꉂ🕷ʾ ִֶָ𖧧.៹ 𓂃 𓍯 𖤐˚.) 𓍼 ᝢ ⊹ ˚. ♡﹙﹚㶌 旗 .𑁍ࠬ¸𓍢 𓄂𓄽

₉ ⁹ ₉ ₆ ⁶ ₆ ( ᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꒳ ᵒ̴̶̷̤｡ ) ᴓ˟⁘ ᶻᶻᶻ ｷ ᭕ ꜛ𖤐 ꉂ ҂ 𓄹͓ ˖࣪ 𖥨▐ ▍▎▐ 🕷️ ▍▐ ▍▎¸𓏲࣪ ˚.꒷ 𖤐⤸₊˚ ִֶָ ❜ ✧ (๑•́ ᎔ ก̀๑) ᵎ ⊹ ִֶָ ╱ ᨳ᭬ ⸝⸝ 🕷️◞ ◜₉ 𖤐 💀 𓍢 𖤐 ¹ ៹ キ 𓍯 ☠️ ꉂ 🕷️ ₉ ꞋꞌꞋ 精神。ꜛ𓏲♡̸ 𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 ִֶָ ִֶָ 𓏲࣪𖤐🕷️⋮ ଡ଼ ꉂ 𓉳 𖤐 text ˖ ࣪ . 𑁍ࠬ 🕷️⊹ ࣪˖⁩

⁹ ₁ ❟ 𖠅 ١ 𖡼 ︎ִֶָ ̽𖧧 ָ࣪ 𖧵ֹֺֽ໋໋݊ 𓄹𓈒 𓏲 ๋࣭ ꕤ ۰⸼ ۫𓂅 ᐢ⸼⸼ᐢ ࣪✦𓂃 ᭥ ̗̀ ̖́𓏲 ❟♡ : 交 響 曲𓈒 ₍⑅ᐢฅ́˘ฅ̀ᐢ₎𖧧 ָ࣪ 🏴‍☠ ⊹ ִֶָ𓏲࣪ . ❜ ﹫oc ⊹ ִֶָ✧ fc ᵎ ִֶ 𓆦 𓏲 ˖ ♡̷̸⁩◞／❥ 𓆷 ᤴ ⸒ ۰ 旗᭟ ；♡̷◞⃕ ⸼ ₉ 𖥶 𖤣 ࣪ ˖ ꜜ ٪ ࣪ ִֶָ 𖥧 𖤥＇、˖ ָ࣪➹ ❛ ᭣֤ࣨ 𑁍֤ ┉┈ 𖣠 ⠀ོ⁩⠀𖥽 ⊮ 𖣽 ⵢ 𑁍. 𓂅 ꜜ ଓ ♡̷̷۫۫ ꕀ 。♡𖤐 𓃠 ◞ ꈍᴗꈍ 🕷️OO ִֶָ✧ : ᕱ ᕱ ❛ ♡ 𓂅 ʚ ɞ ┈─ 𖧷 ꜜ ᩠ ❥ 𓏧 ◟ ༉‧₊˚ ❜ 𑁍✧ 。ꉂ ៹ % 。⸗ ꕤ ˖ ̼ ̼ ̼ ̼ ̼ ̼ ̼ ̼ ̼ ⸼ ❛ ⌗ ↺ ❛ ⤹ ꞋꞌꞋ ִֶָ ꙳໋͙ ⌑ 𓆫 𓌖 ⊹ ࣪˖⁩ 𑁍 ོ⁩❟ 𓏲 𑁍 ꓹ ݃ ﹔𓂅 ˑ ִֶָ 𑁍 . ﹙٫﹚ ૂ ࣪᪥ 𒀭࣪⋆ ✵ ٬٬ ،، · ࣪𐇵 ❟ 𓄹 ࣪˖ ˖ ࣪ 𖧷 𖡎 ◞ 𓏲 ࣪˖ 𑁍 ࣪˖ 𓂃 . ࣪ ˖ ∿ 𑁍 ˓ ⊹ ָ࣪ ˓˓ ˒˒ ، ˖ ࣪𑁍 ˖ ՚༹ ˙˖ 𖥔 ،،̲ ﹕ ، ݃˓ ༨ ༢ ༣ ◜｡◞ さ˖ ࣪⊹ ִֶָ ᯽ .ﾟ‪‪༘༘ ˖࣪ ✦ ଘ ◡̈ ❛❜ ٫ ʾ ִֶָ%˓ ᵎ ✦.˚ ࣪.`⌁ ◜◞ さ˖ ࣪⊹ ִֶָ ᯽.ﾟ‪‪༘༘ ˖࣪ ✦ ଘ ◡̈ ❛❜ ٫ ʾ ִֶָ%˓ ᵎ ✦. ࣪.`⌁ 𑁍 ࣪ ˖ 𓂅 ゲムꜜ ´ ִֶָָ࣪ 𖥔՞˖࣪ ٪ ˖ ݁ . 𔘓 ؛ ៹ ָ࣪❟ ⎙ ⊹ ꓹ ─ ๑ ⨟ 𓂃⁩ᵎᵎ 𖤐 ҂ ╱ ♯ ⸝⸝⸼ ،،﹫♡ ❜ ꒷ ₉ 𓄰 ˖ ࣪ ִֶָ ャ ヽִֶָ𑁍⌕ ʾ ✦᭟𓈒 ᤳ⊹ 𓄼 𓏲𓏸˙˖𓏲 ִֶָ 𓄼𓈒๋ ⊹ ִֶָ ꓹ 𝗮𝘀 𐂂𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 鬼 𓃨 𖥊❟៹ꜥ ﹆⊱𓆇՞.𖥨 ℋ𖧦𔘓𖥔•͈ ┈─❟ʾ 𝙾̲𝙽̲𝙴̲ 𔘓 〞⸒﹗˖ ࣪ ˓༅ꪳ𖧧♥︎¸࣪ ꩜ⴰ ࣪˖𓂅⁩ ᪥㌐ ₀₀ ♡ ៸៸ ｡ ˚ 𓈒 ⨾ ˖ ݁ . 𔘓 ؛𝘩𝘺𝘢𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙝 𓆸﹫ ˖࣪ 𖥨• ꒷ ࣪.𖤣𖥧˚.𓂅 ˓ 𓏲ᵎ ٬ ᤷ ៶𖥨 𑁍ࠬ ˖࣪𖧧 ָ࣪᪥ ˖᯽ ⊹ .꠶❥ 𖥔 ،، 𑁍 ࣪˖ 🎀 ʕ•̫͡•ʔ𓏲࣪ ˖࣪ ✶ ๋࣭ ◜📮◞ ִֶָ𓄹 ˖࣪🌷𓏲࣪ ִֶָ﹫៹ 生𔗫 ִ ֗🔪🕷️ ؛. ָ ֺ 𔘓 ꒷꒦ 𓄹 ࣪ ˖ 🏴‍☠️ ٬ . ִ ֗ ៵ʾ ◗ ⊹ ᳝ ࣪🛢️🧇◌ ִ ໋.ˑ ִ ᥐʾ ֛ 𖥻 ࣪ ᳝ ◌ ̸ᵎᵎ ˖. ࣪ 𖦆 ִ ་ 𖦹𓏲 ˖╲ ࣪ ! : 𖥔࣪ ˖🐰🎀 ¡ ℒ ִֶָ ⊹𓂅⁩ ૮₍ ˃̵͈᷄ . ˂̵͈᷅ ₎ა 𓂃𑁍 ࣪˖ 𖦹 🐰🩰⋆ Ꮺ ָ࣪ ۰ . ¡! ⋆ ࣪. 🧠. › ᐢ • ˕ • ᐢ ˖ ݁ ˓ 𖣠 ! › 🎀 ๑・ꈊ ⍝ ʔ 𓏲·˚🦴🧠 𖦆 ͙ ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ⑅₎ ⊹ 𖡼 ָ࣪ ˖ 𓏲࣪ 🥛🩰 𓄹𓈒 ˖ ࣪ ꒷ ꐑꐑ ! ‣ 𒀭 ˓ 𖣠 ، 🌷🐰🦷˖ ▹ . › 𖦹 ! ✦ ˖ ٠ 🛁 › ✸ 🧠🥛˖ ۫ ،،̲ ˖ ࣪ 𒀭◞ ฅ ࣪ ˖ 🐰🛁🩰 ∘ ، 🐰🌷🚎 ࣪ . · 𖣠 ˖ 𖥨៹ ─╌ ˖ ࣪ ٬ 🎀💭 ࣪ . ` ✸ ⌁ ▹ 🧠🦷🥛 ꞌꞋꞌ ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ ˖ ࣪⭑ ❙❘❙❚❙❘❙❙❚❙❘❙❙❘❙❚❙❘❙❙❚❙❘❙❙❙❚ 〃𒄬 🜲 ❜ ࣪🔌 ִֶָ ،،̲ ✶ 📰 ◗. ` 🏴 ⌁ ⚔ 𖥔 🏳 ࣪ ˖ ⁽⁾｡

❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ 𓍢 ๋࣭ ⭑ ⸱៰ ͘ ࣭⸰ 𖥔 ͙ࣳ 𓂃 ࣪៙͘⸳⭑ࣶࣸ ֺ✦⸼࣪⸳ 𓂃 ⴰ ࣭͘ ⭑ุ 𝁼 ✷ 𝅄 ✦ ⸱࣭ 𓄹 ⭑ ֩ ⸳ 𝁼 ★ ͘ ⴰ ⸰ֺ⭑« ✇ ุ๋ ⸱ 𓄰 ⩩ ៰࣪ ࣭ ﹟🔌🖇 ꒱⸰ֺ ࣭⭑𓄹 ⸒࣪ ▍▎█▍▎▌▍▎█▌▎ █▎▌▏ 𓄰﹟૰ ࣶ 𝃛 𖥔 ֙

𝅄 ャﾞ𒀭𖤩 ˖˚ 𖠿 ‣ ִֶָ ، 𖤘 𖠗 ֶָ 🧠 ʾʾ ۫ ♥︎.⭒ ۫ ׅ 🎀 𝅄 𓈈 𐑺ִ

𖥻𝆬 🏩❕ 𝅄᠂ ⭒ ֢ ꜥ 🥛 ⋅ 🧠 ⩇ ʿ 𓄹 𖠗 🎀 ۫ 𔓘 𝗈︩︪

. ૮(ˊ ᵔ ˋ)ა . 𖣯 ⋆ ˖ ࣪ ! 𓈈𓂃⬫ ׂ ׅ 🎂 𓂃 ૮₍ ៸៸ ᵜ ก ₎ა ֶָ ׁ ❁̶ (●´⌓`●) ᘒ ˖˙‹𝟯 ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

⏝꒷۰꒷⏝꒷۰꒷⏝꒷۰꒷⏝꒷۰꒷⏝ ƚ

ャ ˖ ! 𑁍 ୨ ࣪ ˓ 🥛 ★ ﹆ׂׂ ˖ ◗ ᥫ᭡ ˖ ࣪ ‹ 𖥔 ࣪ ˖ ぅ ་ ᳝ ◝ 𖥻 ぅ. ֺ ָ ֙⋆ ་ ᳝ ◝ 𖥻 ̨𖥔 ִ ་ ، ˖ ࣪◞ せ ルゲ ⚠︎ ☻ ☺︎︎ ☹︎ ▹ 𖥔 ࣪ 📼 # ⋆ ⨾ ⊹ ǂ ⵓ ꒷꒦ ぬ ָ࣪ を あ ✶ ໑ 𓄼 › ✶ ♥︎ ❛ ˖࣪ 𓄹࣪ 𖠌 ✶ ָ࣪ ˖ Ꮺ ≛ ، .𖤩˖࣪ ✦ ₊˚.◗ 𓏲 ࣪₊ 𓍼˖ ᰍ ` ▸ ៸៸ 🐭 . ★﹟や ˖⁩𖦹︎ 𓄹᮫ֺ໋ ៹

˖ ۫♡ ♥︎ (๑•̀ᗢ•́๑) ❛˖ 🔪،͟، 𓂅𓄹࣪ ،، 𒀭 ʿʿ ⋆ ᳝ ֺ を ˎˊ ˗🎱 ✶་ Ꮺָ࣪ ‣ 𖥨 𖤣𖥧 𓂃𑁍 ▸ ⋆ ⭒𓁿 𓆰 ⋆ ꉂ ՙ ،̲،̲ ٪ 𓂅 𖠌 𓄹 ࣪ ˖ ⸼ 𖦹 ᪥ ❁ ˖࣪ ∿ 𐀔 𓇚 𔘓 𐇵 𖡼 ଘ 𐀔 ᵎᵎ ˖ ࣪ ،̲،̲ ⊹ ִֶָ 𖧷 ᖚ ✦ 𓅦 ៹ ꒺ ┈ ❟ ꥟ ❟ ❛❛ ❜❜ ،، 📃 ✽ ،،̲ ‹› ✱ ๑ˎˊ˗ 𖧧 ❛ં ⩩ ⌔ 𖣠 𖥕﹫ ✯ ✪ ⊹ ₊ ࣪𓏲 ͎🥛₊˚✧ ᝰ 𖤐 ꒰ % 🧂 ✦ ◗𓍼 ˖⋆⑅˚₊ 𓍯 ꗃ ⌗ 🏷️ · * ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ★ᰍ ҂ ꒦꒷꒦ ☁︎ ꙳໋͙ な! ☆★

🛒ヤ ✶ 🔩⌗ ! ʾ ૪ ࣪˖ オ ˖˙ ៹ ╲˚ׂᨘ ‣ 𖡄 ،،̲ ‹3 冬 ㆆ •

𓍯 𓂃𓏲࣪ ˖࣪ 𓂅 Ꮺ ָ࣪ ۰ 𖣠 ✦ ،،

˖ ࣪ 𒀭 ִֶָ ˖࣪ᝰ ָ࣪ ۰ ⸂ぬ ࣪˖⁩ 🧈 ▾

☹︎˖࣪ ⚠︎ᵎ ִֶָ𓂃✶ ˖ ࣪ 𖥔 ،،̲

𔘓 ٪ ˖ ࣪ 𓂃𒄬 ࣪˖ ›⋆ Ꮺ ָ࣪ ۰

♥︎ 𐀔ʾʾ. ▭ ⌕ ʾ › ゲ! ⸃⸃

꩜ ៸៸ ᯽ ៸៸ ⊹ ִֶָ𓏲࣪ . ❜

𓆩 𓆪 ʾ ִֶָ%˓ ᵎ ҂ ࣪˖﹫𓂃⌁. ࣪˖

★ ⋆◗ ૪ 𖤩˖࣪ ◖ ִֶָ ໑ ָ࣪ ¡

ꗃ : ˖ ۫◖𓂃⌁.˖ ࣪ ャﾞ

✦%˖ ࣪ ꒷⁩ ࣪˖ ⌕ ャ! ❛𒀭̠𓂃

≛ ָ࣪ 𖥔. ، 𓄹𓈒 ◟⊹! 𓏲˖࣪ ꉂ

𓏲˖🏴‍☠️ﻬ 𓂅 ⋆ ࣪ 🕷 ! 国 ! 🏴‍☠️ ˖

𓂃𑁍 ࣪˖ › ﹙⚠︎ᵎ﹚🕷️─┈ ✦️️ʾ ִֶָ𖧧.

⋆૪ ִֶָ ࣪𖥻✸۫˖ 𓍯۫˖ 🇦🇱𖥔 ָ࣪ ˖╲ʾ ִ 𖤐 👾 ִ ͙▸

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.·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙　✩　*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .

ᵔᴗᵔ ៸៸ ˘ᵕ˘ ପ ‹ · ≀ ૮₍ • ᴥ • ₎ა ꕤ # ๑・ ꈊ ⍝ ˒ ・ ⍈ ∞ ꞈ⠀𓈒 ♡̶ 𓂃 𝆯 𓍯 𓏲 𔓘 ᭡ 𓂅 ꊥꊥ ᯽ ◷ ﹆ · જ ◐ ﹅ ᵕ̈ ♡̷̷ ५ ☺︎ ☹︎ ⸒ ⎙ › ㅎㅅㅎ ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ (꜆˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)꜆ ꐦ•̑ ᴥ •̑ ⍉ ٠ •́ ₃ •̀

₍ᐢ˵• ࿁ กᐢ₎︎ υ´• ᴥ •`υ ╴✷ ˒ ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ 𖥻 ଘ( ິ•ᆺ• )ິଓ ꜥꜤ ҂ ੭⠀☆ ( ⸝•ᴗ•⸝) ★ ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) › ७ १ (꒪˙꒳˙꒪ ) 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ ⇀‸↼‶ ▭▬ 𖧷 ✮ ໒ ❁ ◔ ﹢ 𖧧 𖢯 ৶ 𓇟 ⬭𝆬⭒۟ ׁ𔗫 ⥽

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☄︎ 𖦥 ⬫ ⬪ ◠ ᨒ ☃︎ 𖠳 ❅ 𖠌 ｡ 命 ꐑꐑ ま ❒ ꧇ ՚՚ ⭒ ⋆ ⾕ 𖣖 ⩇ ⩉ 𖣠 𖤣 ʚɞ ⌯ 𓂅 𓂃 𓏲 𓍯 ᯽ ﹫ ꈍᴗꈍ 𖣯   ݈݇- 𖥻 % ꏏ 〄 ゅִ 𓄼 𓍢 ▨ ▦ ▩ ◌ ◍ ◔ ◕ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ❖ ☆ ★ □ ■ ✮ ✰ ？ ！ ⍝ ∗ ✦ ✧ ꜝꜝ 𖢨 ៸៸𝆬 ᕬ ⎙ ৎ୭ ‹𝟹 ‹𝟥 ♡ ♥︎ 𐇯 𓂺 𓂸 𓃭 𓄇 𓍲 𓍱 𓏊 𓏋 𖠚 𖠅 𖠊 𖠿 𖤥 𖤘 𖤐 𖦹 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅯 🀋 🀙 🂻 🂽 🃖 🃄 𐇔 𐇓 𐂂 𐂃 ﹪ ﹙﹚ ☹︎ ☺︎ ﹅ ﹆ ⊹ ☕︎

୫ ૪ ໒ 𐂴 ৎ ຊ ∿ ꔵ𖦹 ๑ ໑ ࿔ ७ ५ ୭ ᠀ 𑁯 ੭ ⸙ ຯ ໒ ೨ 𖧧 Ꮺ 𖧷 𓏲 𖥨 ꫂ ২ ζ १ 𖥧 𓂃 ♥︎ ᨒ ๑ ࿔ ⩩ 𖥨 ╰╮࿓ ᘒ ⊹ ✧ 𓂅 𓄹 ๑ ৲ 𖦹 % ҂ 𓈈 ｡ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦ ⟆ ֊ ꗃ ⌗ ❍ ﹕ཿ ♡ ■ ! ﹫｡ ִֶָ ♡̸̸ ࣪˖𖧧 ִֶָ ⊹ ˖ ࣪✦𖣠 ִֶָ ،، ִֶָ 𖥔 ࣪˖ ｡ⵢ ִֶָ ⁄₆⁶₆°⊹.꒦꒷:¨·.·¨: ぬ ָ࣪ ! ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ִֶָ ⊹ ࣪✦ ¡ 𖦹 ₍ᵔ·͈༝·͈ᵔ₎ ♡̸ᵎᵎ:¨·.·¨: ᨳ᭬(੭˘͈ᵕ˘͈)੭ ⸝⸝ ˚. ʾ˓𖤣 ▸ ▸ ⋆ ࣪ ◖ ༮𓍯☆供 ✽ % 𒀭✶ ๋࣭ ꉂ ⌕⌗⨾ 𖥔✧𓂃 𐂂˖ ࣪ 𖡼君𝒮╱𖣠 ᥫ᭡˖ ࣪ ⌑ ˓˓ ˓𓄹 ࣪˖ . ݁ ˓ ៸ ، ݁ ˖ ✹ ˖࣪ 𓂅 ◖،،̲ › 𖥔 ࣪ ˖𖧧 ָ࣪‣ 𒄬 、 ݁، ݁ ˖ ★ ꒷៹₆⁶︎ ࣪˖‣ 𑁍 ࣪˖ ꗷ𓄹𓈒 ꉂ ࣪˖ 𖥔 ♡̷ ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ ࣪˖﹅❛𖦹 ⊹ 𓄹ᝰ 嫌い𓂃𓏲࣪ ╱ 𖤐𓂅:¨·.·¨: 𝙽𖤐ꕤ﹆𓄹✦ 𖡼 ָ࣪ ˖ 𓏲࣪ 𐀔 ᵎᵎ 𓄹𓈒 ˖ ࣪ . ִֶָ𓂅

‣ 𒄬 ˓ 𖣠 ، ˖ ▹ › 𖦹 ! . ݁ ٬٬ ࣪ ، 𒀭 𖨂 ◗ ▸ˑ 𖣠｡ ! ≛ ، . ‹ 𖦆 冬◞¡ ࣪˖ ✶ʾʾ ﹗ ‣ ֶָ֢֪ 𓂃 ‹ 𖦹 ⋆ ‣ ぁ𓂃𑁍 ࣪˖ ›⋆ Ꮺ ָ࣪ ۰ ¡! ぬ̳ ، .𓂃𑁍 ﹅ ‣ ៹ ࣪˖⁩ ◞ 𖤐 ࣪˖ ›★ ꒷៹ ₆⁶︎ ࣪˖﹅،، 𖥔 ׅ۬ ! ˖ ࣪ ꒷ ˓𓄰 ָָ࣪࣪ ؛ ࣪˖ 𓂅⊹ 𖧧 ָ࣪ 𖡼 ָ࣪ ˖╲˚ׂᨘ✦ᝳ ▹ . ⊹ ᨘ໑. ♡୨ ࣪ ⊹ ֶָ 𖨂 ¡ . ⊹ ࣪𖣠 ִֶָ ›◞ 𖦹 ࣪˖ . ݁ ٬٬ ࣪ ، ̧ ִֶָ 𖥔 ࣪˖ ﹫｡ .¡! ぬ̳ ، .˓ ִֶָ 𖥔 ࣪˖ Ꮩ̶ ぬ̳ ݁ ،،̲ ִֶָ . 歡！›ଘ ˖ : 英 ▹ 𖣠 ִֶָ𖤐˚. ࣪ ִֶָ ヤ！ ˖ 𖥧 ִֶָ ˓ 𖣠 ݁ ✦ ִֶָ ࣪ ،ヤ ! ◟⊹ ˚˖ ▹ ℜ 𖥸 ࣪ ، ̧¡ ﹫｡ ! ≛ ، . ‹ℜ ࣪ ִֶָ ✦ ˖ ▹ 𖥔˙˖ . ˖ 𖥧 ִֶָ › 𖦹 ! ˖ ࣪ 𖡼 ָ࣪ 𓄹 ゙ֶָʾʾ ﹗ ̨𖥔 ִ ་ ָ࣪ 𓂃 𓂃 ۪ ⊹ 𓄼 ࣪ ‣ ⌕ ݁ . ｡ ! ≛ ، . ‹ 𖦆 ʾ ִ 𖤐𖡼 ָ࣪ ˖ 𓏲࣪ 𖤐 𓄹𓈒 ˖ ࣪ . ִֶָ𓂅 ݁ . ⌕ 𖦹 !﹫𓈒 ִֶָ 𖡼 Ꮺ ִャ𓄰۪۪

𖡼 ָ࣪ ꒷꒦ ｡𓄹 › ࣪˖ ⌕ ! 𖦹︎ 𖥻 ࣪ 𖡼 ˑ ִ ★ ꒷៹ ₆⁶︎ ࣪﹅،، 𖥔 ׅ۬ ˖ ࣪ ꒷ ʾʾ ﹗ ‣ ֶָ֢֪ ˖ ࣪ ꒷꒦♥︎ ʾʿ˒ˉˍˑ˖˙˛

＃ ☆★ !! #O3 ,  ᵎ ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒷꒦︶ : — — — — — — — ੭ 📕 𓂅 ・・♡ ~（ゝ。∂） ⋆   ࣪ ִֶָ  .   ꩜ ⁘   ︻ 上═  𓂃 % ¿¿𓍼ִֶָ ₆⁶︎ ﹅𖧧 ݃ 𓏲 ʾ˓𖤣 ˖ ㍈ ،، ₆⁶₆ . ୨ ࣪ ⊹𖥔˖࣪ ¡! 𖤐 ˓ ⊹ ˚. ‹ 𓂃◖ ˖ ݁ ˓ ╱ ᵎᵎ ꒦꒷𓄰⊹ ꉂ ˖ ݁ ˓ 𒀭 ˖ ࣪ 𓂃 ꉂ𓄰ダム ִֶָ 𓄹 ࣪ ִֶָ ♡̷͎ ᵎᵎ 𑁍˖࣪ ˓ ִֶָ ♡̸꒷꒦˓ ༿ ⸒˖ ⩩𓄧 𖤐˚.𓂅٬ ⁶࣪˖՞៸៸ ◟.᪥`ﾞʾ ╱╳╲ˀ𓏲! ִֶָ ꒱𓂃✦៹ 𓏰𓏰ՙ۪ 𖥔 ⌇ ♡ ❜ 𓏲 ⩨ 𖤐 ҂ ⊹ ִֶָ ⌗ ִֶָ 𓏲 あ𒀭﹫ 𓄹 ˖ ❫ ɞ 𖥔 ،،̲ ◖ 𖣠 ˖ ⩨ 𓏰𓏰𒀭→變 ،̲،̲◖ਊ ▸ˑ ִֶָ𓂅˖ ࣪ が ˖ ،̲،̲╲﹫ ִֶָ ꒷˖ ؛𑁍˖ ִֶָ ⊹ ˖ ࣪𖧧 ぬ ! ִֶָ˖ 𖥔˖࣪ ¡! 𖤐 𖧧 ִֶָ ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ،،̲ ִֶָ ぬ ָ࣪ ꒷꒦꒷﹫｡ ִֶָ 𖥔 ࣪˖ ִֶָ ⊹ ˖ ࣪𒀭 ぬ ⠈﹫｡# ˖࣪ ¡! ✽ ˖ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ،،̲ ִֶָ 𖥔 ࣪˖ あ﹫〃˖ ࣪ 𖥨 ࣪ ͎꒷𖤐 ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ִֶָ ˖ 𖥔⠈﹫ ! 𖦹 ぬ˖ ࣪،، 𝔖 › ࣪˖ ⌕ ‣ ִֶָ ،  ♥︎.⭒ ۫ ׅ 🌸 𝅄 𓈈 𐑺ִ ꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱  ⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹ ꙳⸌♡⸍꙳ 𓆩 ♡ ˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗༊*·˚ੈ✩‧₊˚˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚.·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙　✩　*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .༉‧₊˚. ✩☆★ ✼　｡ﾟ･　☆　° ｡ㅤ→ ༄ ‧₊˚ 「 」 ⇢ ๑ ◞♡° ˀˀ ♡⃕ ◡̈ ꒰ ⌦ ✗ ⌜ ⌝ ⌞ ⌟ ↳ ❝ ❞ ➤ ↲ ۪۫❁ཻུ۪۪ ⎧ ୧ ⋅┊ೃ ╰► ꒱ ➛ ↴❱ ✿•˖* ℘ ﹋﹋ ❛ ╯ ❲ ❳ ∞ ‹ ∅ ┊ ➹ ੈ♡‧₊˚ ↱ ᵕ̈ ↷ ೃ ╲ ╱ 彡 ✥ ❥ Ꮠ ➜ ᎒ ☈ ❁⊰ 「❀」 . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚✧ . ˚ ⚘ ˏ`୭̥*ೃ*ૢ✧ ཻུ۪۪ ೫` ⃟ ཹ։❀ ፧ ੈ✩‧₊ ૪'ރ፧ ࿐ ° ↳ ׂׂૢ༘ ۵`⌧. →× —✖ 〰〰 ︵ ⚘݄ ⿴݃ *₊˚꒰:: ≡,! ヾ︿︿،، ♡ ⏧·₊̣̇. ❵ ﹏ ❅ೃ ∞. ; ෆ┊¡ ۰ ۪۪۫۫ ❬“= ‹⌇ ☄︎. *. ⋆ ⋰˚ ➶ ︎︎☁ ︎ ➴ ⚛︎ ⚕︎ ⚔︎ ⚓︎ ⚖︎ ⚗︎ ⚐ ⚑ ✤ ✣ ✢ ✡︎ ✟ ✞ ✝︎ ✠ ⚔︎ ☩ ☨ ✙ ✚ ✛ ♱ ♰ ☠︎ ✥ ✧ ✩ ❁ ❀ ✿ ✾ ❂ ⦾ ⦿ ◯ ◦ ▇ ▇ ▇ ʕ ♡ ᵒ̴̷͈ 艸 ᵒ̴̷͈ ॰ ʔ ✧ * ✲ﾟ * ｡ ✧ ٩(･ิᴗ･ิ๑)۶*✲ﾟ*｡✧ ✿ ♬ﾟ +.(｡◡‿◡)♪.+ﾟ♬✿。ﾟ･✿ヾ╲(｡◕‿◕｡)╱✿･ﾟ( ❀⃙⃕⃠⃝⃘⃚౪❀⃙⃕⃠⃝⃘⃚ )+ﾟ*｡：ﾟ+*´∀｀ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐

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❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ 𓍢   ๋࣭ ⭑ ⸱៰ ͘ ࣭⸰ 𖥔 ͙ࣳ   𓂃  ࣪៙͘⸳⭑ࣶࣸ   ֺ✦⸼࣪⸳ 𓂃  ⴰ  ࣭͘  ⭑ุ  𝁼  ✷  𝅄  ✦  ⸱࣭   𓄹  ⭑   ֩  ⸳  𝁼   ★  ͘ ⴰ  ⸰ֺ⭑« ✇   ุ๋ ⸱ 𓄰 ⩩ ៰࣪ ࣭ ﹟💌 ꒱⸰ֺ ࣭⭑𓄹 ⸒࣪ ▍▎█▍▎▌▍▎█▌▎ █▎▌▏ 𓄰﹟૰ ࣶ 𝃛 𖥔 ֙

𝅄 ャﾞ𒀭𖤩 ˖˚ 𖠿 ‣  ִֶָ  ، 𖤘 𖠗  ֶָ 🧠 ʾʾ  ۫  ♥︎.⭒ ۫   ׅ 🎀  𝅄  𓈈 𐑺ִ

𖥻𝆬 🏩❕ 𝅄᠂ ⭒ ֢  ꜥ 🥛 ⋅ 🧠  ⩇ ʿ  𓄹  𖠗 🎀 ۫  𔓘 𝗈︩︪𓈈𓂃⬫ ׂ ׅ 🎂 𓂃 ૮₍ ៸៸ ᵜ ก ₎ა

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Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

Reblog to save the bagel and hopefully my ass

Yes preach this👌😌

Alright bagel, do your magic, I really need some good news-

I need it

Commentary courtesy of @lesbikan !!!!

PART ONE (you are here)

PART TWO!!! (coming soon)