at first i was afraid i was petrified. after that i was still afraid and petrified. the fear and petrifaction continued on until the evening. and then i was sleepy. and i slept

i made an interactive version of tamsyn muir's old quiz for finding out which locked tomb house you belong to: https://housequiz.uwu.enterprises

some stats on the 488 times this quiz has been completed in the last 24 hours:

I mean, what else is there to say? Dimension 20 - On A Bus was one of the greatest first episodes of D20 to date. Incredible players, stellar setting, and AMAZING DM-ing by Katie! For a first time running a game, she absolutely NAILED it. I had my doubts, but if there's anyone who can fill Brennan's American Girl Shoes, it's her. @dropoutdottv @dimension20official @gamechangershow, if you need someone to do character art for the new season, I'm your man!

(And to everyone else, I do actual D&D commissions if you're interested)

🚌Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - Dimension 20: On a Bus!

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

Watch the full episode here

What We Haven't Read

by Joseph Mills

We play the party game, admitting what we haven’t read. Jane Eyre, Madame Bovary, anything of Faulkner’s. Amid mock gasps, we name titles with a mix of embarrassment, swagger, and relief that we can finally reveal how we never made it more than twenty pages into Portrait of a Lady, Middlemarch, Moby Dick. We don’t bother pretending we’ll get to them eventually. We’re confessing, but unrepentant, and then we begin to get serious: the newspaper, warning labels, the mortgage, legal contracts, every Christmas card from her for the last twenty years, the letter he sent before he died, the lab’s blood results last month and this month and the next.

Andrew Kane

buy here

Remy Charlip & Jerry Joyner.

selections from 'truisms,' 1986 in jenny holzer - diane waldman (1989)

This poem of mine remains...perennial.

on the topic of everything continuing to happen so much

Regarding Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster UK;

whether he's Like That normally, and;

his willingness to play silly games up to and including guessing improbable things for longer than anyone reasonably should--

Please enjoy him, Paul Scheer, and several callers spending over an hour of film time trying to guess what's in a dumpster.