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Last updated: 03/04/2025 (UK)

You eat his ass and gargle his balls all night after he gets a brazilian. He eats your pussy until you physically cannot take any more and maybe a lil longer after you remove your own hair via your preferred method.

Or not tbh. He's very particular about his own body hair, but he's also not gonna let a carpet get in his way if he's hungry, yk?

Because they both have killer glares???

As somebody with an oral fixation, I love it. But...

Disclaimer: Oral fixations aren't just a cute/sexy quirk. They're often a cause of or have major effects on other negative habits (smoking/nail biting/over-eating etc) and can be signs of a bigger, overarching issue such as high stress levels, or anxiety.

That said, to answer your question:

You'd be hard pressed to find someone who wasn't into the idea of it on the face of things, I'm just giving you my top 5.

Specifically didn't add Wally West to the list because he is the one with an oral fixation.

fucking freaky. had 'we hug now' stuck in my head just now and suddenly one of my neighbours started blasting it loud enough from their flat for me to hear it

I think you hit the nail on the head with this one tbh,

Roy is for sure an eat-anything kind of guy. He’s put his boy through much worse things than poptart sandwishes. I think I’ve mentioned before that Jason is basically a godsent for him. Jason is by no means a good cook, but if it weren’t for him, Roy would be liking off freezer scraps, and ‘that can’t still be safe to eat’-old left overs. Whenever he’s got custody of Lian it’s sandwiches, noodles, and take-out. As she gets older she probably demands Roy take them food shopping because she’s not going another day without eating something fresh. Literally Dad, just buy a pack of apples every once in a while?!

Clark, Jon, Kon, Kori, J'onn, are all aliens (at least to some degree), so their taste palettes and sustenance requirements are very different from ours. Jon and Kon are the worst, though. They really like pushing the envelope and trying new and weird combinations. On more than one occasion, Jon has convinced (pre-vegan) Damian to try one of his scooby-doo ass sandwiches, jam packed with not just the staples but also like chilli jam, sour gummies, popping candy, fish paste, kewpie mayo, oreos, and canned hot dog sausages. Damian ate his whole half with a completely straight face cause he refuses to show weakness, then told Jon that that was the worst experience he has ever been through, including dying, and that Jon should be banned from all future forms of creative expression before excusing himself to vomit.

Kon isn’t as bad as Jon, but yeah, monster noodles is a thing he’s probably tried. Tim often neglects nourishment, but when he eats, he eats properly, or at least adequately. If Kon offers him a bowl of strawberries dipped in ranch, or a chamomile, pulpy orange juice, tequila ‘cocktail’, he’s just gonna stare at him with that chill-inducing ‘really dude?’ dark-circled glare.

I think Jonathan Crane is one of those waist-not-want-not kind of people. He was raised to use every bit of animal. Doesn't matter what, and he gets a kick out of telling people he's eating shit like pigeon pie or rabbit heart and cow tongue stew, cause almost everyone recoils at at least once.

Guy Gardner doesn’t eat badly; in fact, he has a very balanced, high-protein diet. He just doesn’t fucking season anything. He’s like that meme: ‘rice cake, plain chick and rice, another rice cake, plain chicken and boiled veg, and another rice cake etc’

Yeah, I write him topping an awful lot, but oh to see him losing it, absolutely laying into you while bouncing it, sure would be something

Thank you 💖 I don't have anything in the works for him rn, but i'm sure it won't be long, he's a nasty, dirty, old man and I can't get enough of him either, he won't be gone for long.

I always try to give credit where it's due. You earned it! 💖

YAY! I'm so happy for you! Well done and congrats, I hope you learn a lot and it takes you to great places! 💖💖💖

As a Brit, I am disgusted by this and appalled that you would say such a thing to me, but yes, you are totally correct.

Neither strike me as tea drinkers but if they were to give it ago they 100% would microwave them and alternate between leaving the tea bag in for too long or not long enough, either way it's undrinkable.

Kyle is a tea drinker, more on the herbal side, and I know he's put himself off it on more than one occasion cause he's accidentally drunk his used paint water by accident.

I know almost all of his mugs have 'PAINT WATER DO NOT DRINK' scrawled on them in sharpie but he always ends up using them as tea mugs because he can't find any other clean ones so the whole point of having the message on them is made redundant.

I just know I would spend hours tracing my tongue around the heads of each one. My oral fixation would be rabid.

Yes, Princey 👑 and I brewed quite the storm on that one, glad you're enjoying it.

With prior consent, yes. Or at least if you're been doing it long enough for him to have a pretty good inkling that you'd be into it.

Thank you, much appreciated.

I say at least a tongue piercing too. Gotta keep both ends as even as possible after all.

This was a cruel and unusual thing thing to leave in my inbox, how dare you. Thank you for sharing.

Might I also add remind you that even if he could overcome his inner turmoil, he couldn't help anyway. He physically cannot do anything without upsetting the timeline. Changing anything in the past might upset the path of lil Brucie and he won't come out the other end the same man he is today. The life he leads and the family he has, all gone in the flap of butterfly wing.

Can I be your 3rd wheel? Not quite the same, but I've been dancing around the idea of getting my nipples done for a long time