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Hi! I'm Lichen, or Lich for short. I'm a transmasc nonbinary butch lesbian, my pronouns are they/them.
This blog is NSFW and 18+ only!
AGE IN BIO REQUIRED TO INTERACT.
Cis Het Men DO NOT INTERACT.
This blog is anti-TERF and anti-SWERF. no conservatives, this is a leftist blog. Typical DNI as well; no MAPs, no pro-ED, no truscum, etc.
i’ve definitely seen sex toys that are shaped like gauntlets before, there has to be some toy business out there who can make a sword hilt out of silicone
t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.
Isekai except the fantasy world is literally just like a ten minute hike away from everything else and has just explicitly never been found.
The protagonist gets hit by a truck but instead of dying they roll down a comically tall hill through like a mile of woods and then they wake up in a fantasy village
Severance is crazyyyy they shouldn't be doing all that. They shouldn't be doing that stuff
masc4masc moonlit makeout
Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”
