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Beautiful men are my aesthetic / 18+ only / New flavour: Captain Dipshit from Chicago. Come scream at me about him. I beg of you.

The Ultimate Maurice Compte Fic List  (but probably not)

*The assumption here is that everything is NSFW 18+ (my stuff certainly is), ‘cuz I’m too lazy to sort it. 

My Nonsense:

Horacio Carrillo (Narcos)

Mood music * Breathing by Lifehouse

Choke (Ask)

Diego Jimenez (Power - Starz)

Mood music * Prisoner by Raphael Lake, Aaron Levy, Daniel Ryan Murphy

Secretary (quickie) 

Shower (quickie)

Wet (Ask)

Mistletoe (Ask)

Esteban (There is a New World Somewhere)

Mood music * All I Wanna do is Make Love to You by Heart (don’t judge me!)

Tinsel (Ask)

Car (quickie)

All/Other Characters

Tattoos (Head Conon)

Heaven and Hell (Diego AND Horacio)

Good Morning (Some Cop Character)

Mood music * Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson

A Hero’s Welcome (Charlie Gutierrez - E-Ring)

Dictator Daddy (Tavo Barros - The Last Ship)

Bonding (Dr. Price -  Perfect)

Nude Photo (Head Canon)

High Quality Content from my soulmates people who are awesome:

All Characters

Diego Jimenez (Power - Starz)

Horacio Carrillo

Protector + Others [ @daffodin ]

Sunday Afternoon  + imagine [ @seltsamkind ]

Benny “Borracho” Megalon

Brasa

Juan

Esteban

KJ

Who did I forget? I’m very sorry if I did. Lemmie know!

the cultural reputation of Hawkeye Pierce is wild bc you'll see members of Gen X who grew up watching MASH and haven't revisited it since recall Hawkeye as a macho military man who constantly gets pussy and sticks it to the man but then you watch the show and he's a antiracist bisexual pansy who DESPISES the military, (who does still stick it to the man) hates guns and begs for men to get him pregnant

THIS ALSO HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND JIM KIRK!!!!

every time i see Harry and Tom together i think about these soviet propaganda posters, you know the ones i'm talking about

i mean it's literally them

they don't make gay commie posters anymore, because of woke

#he gets it

Ok I also have the human urge to press buttons, but does anyone else think this is like adding a Dvorak keyboard to a shared office computer?

The rest of the ship has been trained on the equivalent to the standard QWERTY keyboard and Tom unilaterally decides he likes his configuration of controls better and everyone who uses the Flyer has to be specially trained for this one stupid little ship.

Then they get into an emergency situation which happens every episode and all of their panic training has been for standard shuttle crafts and in a split second decision they press the wrong red button and the enemy ship blows them up.

It just feels like when a manager decides to make things complicated for a system everyone uses and then they get mad when there is a constant stream of mistakes.

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