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Reblogged kirbyofthestars
ohhhhhh okay gotcha
Why, Escargoon… ain’t it swell? We cunna get the healthcare or the free college, but boy bubba I do love $15 AmTrak rides!
*gugguglglgughhguhghghgghhhh*
*sniff sniff* Gaer buh, the rank….
*sniiiiifffff* Chyeal bö… the STANK!
C'mawn, NO! Stop this TRAIN! The caboose boudda let loose with some brown mousse fastern a dragonborn sayin *FUS!*
*Anime Dedede runs to the bathroom and starts jingling the door. It is locked from the inside.*
*BANG BANG BANG*
gaaAHHH, DANGGIT! Let me in so I can sit on the toilet!
Theser dangol’ white pants, I don’t wanna soil it!
*Squelch fart pfft heeerrgg SQUEET! PLAFFF*
Damn you *guurff* damn you *pllfffh* damn you *ffrrrrgulffph* damn you General Tso!
Oh! *frt frt frrrrrtt pppffffphhhh fuck you*
did my ass just say fuck you?
*scccrreehhhpffffff* Oh!!! Memphis Mafia, u in the house tonight? please save ah *frt* ah *frt* ah *frt* please save me, Ooooh?!
*plplplplplpplplp[lpolarruruh*
AH! AHH! Plum puddin! Plum puddin in my pants! Brown! ugh! Hot sticky messy, HOT!
What in Uchu Diaou's name did you fucking put on my post
Reblogged fictionallesbian
um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that
[shaking, pale, clammy, on the verge of passing out from shock] please canyuou put your fwngers in it
Reblogged pitbolshevik
at the adult autism screening and the psyche pulls out a tablet and is like so we're just going to do a quick test to determine where you are on the greg-fregley scale
Reblogged arcyane
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
Reblogged mono-red-menace
"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
Reblogged strangeauthor
op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now
Reblogged timegears
So, in Brazilian, USAmerican, and LGBT+ politics news, transgender Brazilian congresswoman Erika Hilton has received from the USA a visa marking her gender as male.
Hilton canceled a trip she was going to make to the US this month, where she was going to participate on Saturday (12) in a panel at the Brazil Conference, and says she will take action against US President Donald Trump at the UN (United Nations) because she considers the case to be transphobic and disrespectful of her Brazilian civil records.
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UPDATE: fellow transgender Brazilian congresswoman Duda Salabert has been informed her visa will also register her as male.
"More than transphobia, there is a question of national sovereignty involved: it is not up to the US government to disagree with and refute Brazil's documents," she said.
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Source: www1.folha.uol.com.br
Reblogged timegears
god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace
Reblogged timegears
not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations
me watching mother videos: oh i should read the books that inspired mother 3
me watching the video on the books that inspired mother 3: never mind
#too confusing for me fjfjfjfjjfjfj my heads spinning just listening to this summary#maybe i will but i gotta prep myself for heavy books like that#i love literary influences so i probably will. idk maybe when i replay mother 3 on my 3ds#but. oh god i need time to prepare for the darker themes bc it covers stuff that distresses me djfjjdjd#echoed voice
Reblogged timegears
EXECUTION?????????
Reblogged timegears
children are so fucking funny man
my niece is in 2nd grade and she came home crying her heart out and when we asked why she said her friend called her a "salt head" and its like the end of the world for her but its like. what does that even mean
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eggman is metal sonic’s dad but not in a cute way. in a toxic shitty father way. to me.
metal can never be as real as the true sonic because sonic represents freedom and metal is trapped under eggman’s programming
“eggman is such a dad lol he loves his robot kids and youre being a downer when you say he doesnt” and then you look at said robot kids and theyre attempting murder-suicide on each other just to get away from him
(do ppl still say the above or was that just from the “we cant like a character less tame than a goofy cartoon villain or we are problematic” era of tumblr)
“republicans stole the fourth of july and the american flag from us :(((“ im sorry, you liked celebrating the fourth of july?
#echoed voice#rbs off bc i already deal with a dumbass nationalist at home i dont need it here too#like….. ok….. i guess the fireworks are cool………. thats all i cared abt when i was little#and even that just naturally got tainted as i grew up#anyways notes of that post are annoying. no this is not a new problem#the holiday was not lovely and pure before conservatives ruined it
Reblogged timegears
full offense but people into American Flags and "patriotism" and "freedom" is a huge red flag
if i see you posing with an american flag i wont say anything but know it was clockedt and noted
#tangential but my brother is a MASSIVE nationalist. as in most of his clothes are camo or american flag related#and everytime the whole family goes out he chooses his ‘’blood is the ink of freedom’’ american flag shirt#and every time i try to stay far away as if to go ‘’PLEASE DONT THINK IM LIKE THAT TOO’’#my half sister has him on fb and she’s gotten ppl asking why she follows a nazi. hes not a nazi but its that bad#so you could say for me its even more of a kneejerk reaction when ppl fawn over the flag#yes he is a massive racist and xenophobe but you didnt need me to tell you that
Reblogged timegears
Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor
Instead of focusing on a TERF who we've known about for at least 8 years and giving her more fucking attention, we should focus on learning about and supporting groups like TransActual, a trans/NB run organization in the UK supporting and fighting for the rights of trans and NB people (tumblr straight up won't embed the link, suspicious)
Im a usamerican and it took me literally googling "how to help trans women UK" to find them. The people on tumblr in 2025 aren't going to stop engaging with jkr no matter what you say, please put your effort elsewhere