my mom just texted me asking me to call her (atypical for her) and when i did she started with "the POLICE just came to my HOUSE" and got me freaked the fuck out when all that happened was they found my lost wallet. thanks mom

speaking of my dna test results my father (estranged) was an ivf baby apparently and one of his 14 half-siblings messaged me wanting to hear more about him and i had to break it to her that he's a bum i haven't seen since i was a kid. sorry brianna

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

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I invented demisexuality in 2015 after a having a A few too many Cocktails and getting Real frisky on r/lgbt. It was never meant to go this far.

got my dna test results back

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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

killing myself becomes more appealing every day

Must Be Working For Konami The Way Im Trying To Beat Mania. IIDX

crazy that after all the hype for silksong it ended up in the sizzle reel lmfao

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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