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Third Edition Adventurer Homebrew Class & Amulet: Second Age

A recent personal project I’ve been undertaking has been what I’m calling “Doing the OSR in the Third Edition”. The concept is simple, B/X design principles (race as class, incorporating domain based play in the middle levels, a focus on dungeons leading to the wilderness leading to higher level play) but using the mechanics of third edition, which is in my opinion the best edition of the game.…

I've been up to some devious things in my home games!

Testing something, ignore

Test

Test
Test
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Well, did it work? Whatever it was?

Experiment Log 769P-29

Date: ██/01/2022

Subjects: The collective followers of tumblr user zoobus; all unrelated tumblr users who perceived the test during the experimentation period.

Test Description: zoobus writes a simple command ("ignore") surrounded by filler text, deployed in three parts. Subjects are graded on their ability to follow the command, regardless of extraneous text.

Expectation: Maximum of four "like" interactions; Zero communicative interactions (i.e. "replies, "reblogs," "tags"); subjects would not encourage interaction with zoobus.

Outcome:

  • Subject @memecucker (M) fails test within two minutes of test execution via reblog, before the third part could be deployed.
  • Additionally, subject M incited further interaction with the tag #boost, contradicting the test command.
  • When questioned, subject M interacted once more, leaving an obnoxiously long and inaccessible on mobile url in the replies. Note: it is with no surprise to anyone subject M is an Antichrist (2009) fan.
  • Subject Flakmaniak fails test with both a reblog and a comment suggesting they intentionally disregarded the command.
  • 3 direct communications; 10 likes; and 3 reblogs.

Test Result: Failure

objectives:

1) Take Pill Sub-Tasks: a) Retrieve Water Bottle from dishwasher b) Swallow Pill using Water Bottle

2) Water Plant Sub-Tasks: a) Get cup of Dusty Stagnant Plant Water from living room b) Use Dusty Stagnant Plant Water to water Plant

actions taken:

1) Put Pill in mouth

2) Got cup of Dusty Stagnant Plant Water from living room

3) Swallowed Pill using Dusty Stagnant Plant Water

4) Acquired Disgust status. Abandoned other tasks in place

Mission Failed

Tasks left undone (2) : -Retrieve Water Bottle -Water Plant

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it’s like 9 inches nothing can convince me otherwise

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Trent reznor talking about his nails:

i hate the fact that adjusting my computer chair up in height is objectively better for my posture bc now my feet don't touch the ground

The entitlement of US Vietnam vets is so fucking wild because, like, on top of everything else they lost the war! These people will stand tall and demand you recognize the “sacrifices” they made for your “freedom,” as though they didn’t suffer a humiliating military defeat. Talk about participation trophies!

the vietcong was guerilla fighters. ain't no military can win against guerilla Warfare.

(Guerilla Warfare is based on. Ambushing, Sabotage usage of Irregulars,) This type of Warfare was used by.

Afghanistan Insurgents, Vietcong, Taliban, ISIS, Among other Terrorist cells.

So I don't consider it as a defeat because no one wins against guerilla warfare.

I'm not saying that US was "innocent" in Vietnma no we re not.

Every Agents we used in the Vietnam. Literally CCMDR and CO literally treating their soldiers as cannon fodder which leading to FRAGGING (Basically when a soldier usually Enlisted or NCO would literally throw a live grenade in their commanding officers tent to kill him)

I'm saying that its not a actual true defeat for any military.

The US army didn’t technically lose because the NLF used the most effective strategy given their circumstances is truly one of the takes of all time

Starting discourse about whether writing porn about Socrates counts as RPF.

Alright, you got me with this one. Now I need to know.

<explaining the joke>It's a reference to the Socratic problem. It was once popularity claimed, based on a paucity of biographic evidence, that Socrates never actually existed, being a literary character invented by Plato for his dialogues and later taken up by Xenophon and other writers. This view is now widely discredited, but it's fun to annoy classics majors by bringing it up.</explaining the joke>

So if someone asked whether Socrates existed, what kind of question would that be?

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