she let me hit bc her cat jumped on my lap when i sat down

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

Im glad I coexist on tumblr at the same time as you, dude

come play blorbos with me

we can do tghis. our touy

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

let's fall in love so we can fuck properly

(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad

I'm very awkward .do u find it endearing.

i may not be the prettiest or the smartest or the funniest but i sure am the sleepiest

can iran please send us some architects

So theres this dread

you can keep your nonchalant boy i like a man that kisses the ground I walk on