This was funnier in my head

hey everyone knows that canonically jason did not ask bruce to kill the joker right? we all know that 'jason asks bruce to kill joker for him' is fanon right? we all know that jason said 'i am going to kill the joker, batman will have to kill me to stop me' right? we all understand that vengeance against the joker is something that jason is ready to do himself but he needs bruce 'a father's righteous vengeance is to kill his child's murderer' wayne to stand witness to his failure but not necessarily participate in breaking his one rule right? we all get that when talking about utrh and saying batman had to choose it's about action- killing jason or inaction- not saving joker right? we know batman killing joker wasn't a presented option even though he interpreted it that way right?

Batman #648

I think the misconception mostly comes from the “if you won’t kill this psychotic piece of filth I will” which does not mean ‘either you kill him right now or I will kill him right now’ (even tho it kinda sounds like that)

what Jason’s saying is ‘you haven’t fucking killed my murderer (despite the many many many opportunities you’ve had to do so), and you obviously aren’t going to do it, so imma do it. If you want to stop me, you’ll have to kill me.

‘I’m back. I’m alive. I’m going to avenge myself. prove that you care about me enough to let me do that, because if you don’t love me enough to let me live in a world where I’m alive and the guy who took me from you is dead, then I don’t want to be alive’

which is WAY more heartbreaking anyway!!!

KG Beast had the worst time of his life after he shot Nightwing.

First he got beat up by Batman and abandoned in the snow

Then Nightwing himself beat him up (and told him a pun)

THEN The Batgirls lured him to their turf ON PURPOSE to beat him up

Damian nearly kills him

He gets beat up by a guy at the speed of light

and that's not even counting Kory's reaction!

Entire hired killer career OVER bc he shot one man

my entry for the superbat(every)week topsy turvy event… (traditional art with crayola crayons)

an important distinction 🐦 more chapter art for door, opening.

Mysteries of Love in Space [One-Shot] - Lois Lane & Superman in: “Glasses” (January 30, 2019)

Written by: Jeff Loveness Penciller by: Tom Grummett Inker by: Cam Smith Colorist by: Adriano Lucas Lettered by: Tom Napolitano Edited by: Alex Antone and Dave Wielgosz (editors) Published by: DC Comics

@penny-anna

I want more female characters who are just so bad at comforting others. Not for lack of trying or caring, they just get so so awkward when someone's upset, and they try to repeat things they've heard even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the situation, or they accidentally say the wrong thing and make it worse. If someone cries they panic and throw every single comfort technique down at once and it only helps because it's such bizarre behaviour

Basically I'm tired of female characters having the inherent “good helper/wise advisor” trait just bc they're women, and I'm also tired of the faux progressive 'female characters must have no emotion whatsoever'. People seem to think the opposite of being a good caretaker is just not caring, when actually the opposite of being a good caretaker is not knowing which care to take and when or how. Like throwing water onto an oil fire. Putting blankets over someone who is claustrophobic. Recommending family time to an orphan. Etc. I want a female character who will be up with you until 3am because you're struggling but she can't stop quoting Mister Rogers because she has NO idea what to say. Even if she's experienced the same things, she just has no idea how to convey any wisdom through words and gets super duper awkward if you start crying

you want her

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.

Batman supports and protects working girls by the way. He's their friend.

Robert Pattinson:

What isn’t shown after the first image is him seeing the girl huddled behind the dumpster, realizing she’s a kid, and then sending her to Wayne enterprises to work as a receptionist. Batman’s always been a great guy, even to working girls.

we do, but friends don't

“Maybe it’s my Daddy Issues showing,” Lois muses.

From her La-Z-Boy recliner, Clark chokes on the beer he’s been nursing for the past hour.

Lois swirls the dregs of her second homemade martini – extra olives, extra gin – in her hand. The world has gone all swirly, and Clark is a vague Kansan-shaped lump in the corner. She’d turned off most of the lights a few hours ago; they were doing nothing for her burgeoning headache, and she needed to power through her article.

She pressed the submit button on her next front-page expose exactly 49 minutes ago, and she fucking deserved a drink after nearly dying twice (shut up, Clark, that third thing totally didn’t count) and ruining her most comfortable pair of pumps running through the mud. After downing her first martini in record time, she doubled the gin and started to savor her hard-won second drink. 

“Do you want some water? I could get you some –”

“I mean,” Lois continues, ignoring Clark’s inane prattling, “obviously everyone and their goddamn brother knows about my… thing for Superman.”

destiel but make it yuri