I'm Golden

I'm the most fuckable crab in the bucket

In a rare double own-goal the Young Nationals (the youth wing of a conservative party) posted this in their own Facebook comment section today

Naturally they have been getting completely roasted for it in the comments, leading the page to clarify they were actually referencing another blunder.

Problem is, it was a blunder by another Nationals MP that had largely gone unnoticed, so they've just dunked on their own brand twice.

The comments on both are, of course full of references to one of the great AusPol comment blunders of all time, making it possibly a rare three-for-one stuff up.

I, an impartial follower, love Batshit Auspol's posts and think we should all follow for more

goes to sleep in a complex and nuanced way

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What was that???

Tony Hawk, how should I react?

Dislocating your shoulder might sound fun but in practice it likely hurts a lot

⚠️TIP: Dislocate your shoulder now to find out!

Dislocating your shoulder might sound fun but in practice it likely hurts a lot

⚠️TIP: Dislocate your shoulder now to find out!

guys, the male loneliness epidemic can be solved, we just need to hate all women even harder

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