what a drag

i be gigglin like a little school girl watching spy x family shit is so cute

why is it that when something is strawberry flavored, it's pink instead of red

I know this turned into a place where I just talk about milfs but I just saw a woman that was maybe 6'2 and had thighs like an olympic squatter

i took a screenshot when i hit 69,420 followers (because obvious milestone) and it just so happened to be when my blog was the most active it's ever been

anyone else get a kind of high when they eat spicy food

I forgot about cohost. i have like a million usernames hoarded there

remember when we could edit other people's reblogs. we should've taken more advantage of that while we could

just took my computer to the doctor everyone please pray for her

you get different language ads if you look at non English blogs

and if i dont

15 carts for $90. God Bless America.

lotta bad bitches out on this fine eid

absolutely in love with the detroit subreddit

i just got offered free blow and didn't take it. am i lame