More Akatsuki :)

The World of Ultimate Gaming

GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing

Look at these fucked up goldfish. I can't get over them. These are my children Depression and Existential Dread.

i played with that medical training app a little bit

i got it to believe that it is a horse

not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear

the pictures of strange cat women will continue until my demands are met

@guiltiest-gear

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

He does his best to relate to his students— even if he doesn't really get it

Based off this post by @meanodeano

+ Bonus:

They will not forget.

Now has a sequel

my brians

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

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