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The joy of dropping your phone and breaking it so you have to transfer everything to your iPad at 12 at night

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Barty Crouch Jr is the type of guy to drink four different flavours of Monster before bed and then sleep like a baby.

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barty babysitting pt. 2

barty: okay, kiddo, how would we describe this outfit, again??

barty *points to a picture of sirius*

harry: horrendous

barty: perfect! so, how are we going to let your uncle sirius know that his outfit is horrendous??

harry: does horrendous mean good?

barty: yep! now how would we say it?

harry: padfoot, your outfit is horrendous!

barty, barely containing his absolute delight: i’ve never been prouder.

evan, who’s been watching the whole time: i’m glad this is how you spend your time with harry.

What marauders era character are you based of things my friend group have done

Had a caffeine high after having 9 monsters in the span of an hour - barty

Fighting eachother for a juice box - sirius, James, marlene

Stealing a traffic cone and calling it a radical cock - evan/peter

Bringing food for the whole group because nobody brings food - remus

Supplies the group with water - remus

Watch Princess diaries in the back of class - pandora and barty

Spray someone with deodorant because they smell - dorcas

Play sardines and thought someone got kidnapped - Peter

Highlight eachother because you gotta highlight the important things - pandora and regulus

Aggressively do duolingo - regulus

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“That ship is toxic ! They're so unhealthy—”

Rosekiller they could never make me hate you

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Everyone thinks Barty is mean because he's always narrowing his eyes at people. But in reality he's squinting because he's fucking blind and never wears his glasses.

He's so me

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