MY FUCKING LASAGNA

Mine now

what the fuck eggman miku

We could share... But I already ate most of it.

no its ok you can finish it

Yayy :D

I'll make you pasta eventually

thanks man

What type you want

spaghetti

No. What type of noodle. Like angel hair, bowtie, shell, classic macaroni or whatever that one's called, etc.

uh fuck idk about pasta. bowtie pretty please

Red sauce too? With cheese and spices?

the white sauce and also cheese please

Alfredo sauce is already cheese based. You wouldn't be able to taste the pasta with that much cheese

i lob cheese 😋

Ok then. What type of cheese (you can choose multiple)

cheese

All of them???

Caseoh is supernaturally handsome

elaborate

He's like a mildly fat jesus

He had the face of actually angelic beauty

not sure how to counter that so

i use arch btw

Caseoh is supernaturally handsome

elaborate

KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

...

Omg 🤣🤣🐈

If anyone ever tells you that RWBY is for kids, just know that my 50-year-old math teacher dad asks me at least once a week when the show is coming back

?????? rich people are losing it

is lou bega poly though

"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"

“Purr my last email..”

they should let me design tshirts

i really struck a chord here didnt i

Astronomers are the funniest people on earth actually

Astronomers are

the funniest people on

earth actually

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

“They’re written by a woman” “they’re written by a man” is just another way gen z has reinvented gender norms but make it cool and edgy and a little queer and hopefully no one will notice that they’ve reinvented gender norms and actually are misogynistic

Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!