Spend Your Days Biting Your Own Neck

don’t worry Catholicism isn’t real they made it up for shame kink reasons

making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive

even if pussy was real it doesnt matter cause im still gonna be killed

I have a friend who has one biological and one adopted son and I found out he likes to tell people “my firstborn is six and my other child is eleven” which is hilarious.

Macbeth gets told he can only be defeated by the elder brother of a firstborn son.

[#those children are going to be able to fuck with so many prophecies and fey deals]

Let's bring back reading. #reading

if she's your girl then why's she chopping carrots into my bath 😏

wait boys are real I thought they made them up for yaoi

satoufuan | カエルをたくさん作ったから見て欲しい。

Orange tree

getting to that time of the year where the sun will straight up project childhood memories onto your bedroom wall at about 3 or 4 pm

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

i love talking to u

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars