the pub closes in five hours

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

yeah, have you considered changing your name too?

I got inspired by this post

for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

I think the first step towards the life you want is often to just say yes to more things. Accept that coffee invitation from your coworker even if it seems awkward. Sign up for that free class at the library that you're not sure you'll like. Join that club. Book that tour. Say yes to as many things as you can and kill the part of your brain that gut-reacts with a no.

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

WIP, leather, based off this 16th century ‘shame’ mask.

Get fucked Marine Le Pen.

Let’s fucking gooooooooooo

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

was going to pick magnolia blossoms, plural, for making syrup but boyfriend had a good citizen meltdown about me picking one (1) from a tree in a park so that's cancelled

"they're for everyone to enjoy!!!"

yes thank you guardian columnist but i am part of everyone and i want to enjoy them by eating them.

I feel this is one of the best ways to enjoy things. Would a strongly worded letter help change his mind?

A RAISIN IN THE SUN 1961 — dir. Daniel Petrie

coworker touched me then went into a shame spiral because I said “don’t touch me” so guess who got to comfort her 😑

“I just want you to know that I feel REALLY BAD”

I’m sorry the adults in your life trained you like a little monkey to do a self flagellating song and dance to be allowed back into their good graces every time you fucked up but the difference between you and me is that I’ve already emotionally moved on

hey jason isaacs what the fuck