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Green Stick Figure

@greenzilla4

Header image cred: @solariex

Updated: April 1st (most recent updates are in blue for ease of finding)

RP / ASK / ART ACCT

Run by: @thelunarsystem2426 | don't expect good content tho lmao

First off: I am in hysterics that I somehow managed to snag this user. I was almost certain greenzilla4 would be taken.

This is a rp account where asks are encouraged. I will be responding with silly lil statements and occasionally doodles. The AVA/AVM brainrot is officially controlling me, and I need an outlet lol :)

BOUNDARIES!

In and out of character, my Pronouns are

They/He

I, ooc, am a minor. And so is green, actually. Henceforth, there will be NO NSFW on this account. Any NSFW asks or comments will be deleted and blocked.

I will accept shipping, however. As long as it is in a SFW fashion (like the level a corny Middle-School crush would go.) However, I am a grapeduo shipper and will respond as such.

I WILL NOT BE INTERACTING WITH ANY PURPLE BLOGS BESIDES @purple-online

Most other blogs are a stranger to me, and I am uncomfy doing ship roleplay with real people. I run this purple account so that you guys can have grapeduo content while the canon remains intact between other blogs.

Lil heads up for those who don't like it: There will be swearing. Whoops. I just feel it's in character.

Speaking of in character:

THIS ACCOUNT AND ITS ROLEPLAY ARE BASED ON MY INTERPRETATION OF GREEN.

If you do not headcanon the same things as me, do not harass me for it. We can coexist.

Finally: please be patient with my communication skills. I am autistic and sometimes words are super hard. A tonetag or two may be throws around to help make things easier for both me and the viewers :)

Responses in character will be tagged

#[ in character ]

And the out of character comments (no shit)

#[ out of character ]

when real tags start (to help with engagement) nothing interesting past this tag

#[ ooc tags start ]

Last but not least: asks. Again- no shit.

#[ asks ]

Thanks for visiting my tumblr, let's all be nice and be silly :D You may now submit as many asks as you want!

(This account is not affiliated with Alan Becker in any way, other than being a super obsessed fan account. Credits to Alan Becker for the character.)

Anonymous asked:

i gotta say, i hate silverfish too. gross, annoying, murderous fuckers, nothin positive about em

i remember trying to look around a cave in minecraft once and one almost killed oswald. never gone near the game again.

โ€” ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Thanks for being the only smart person in my askbox.

hmmm okay fair enough, we ARENT friends......NOT YET ATLEAST !!!

oh wait.....whats this ??? that i just conveniently have ???

WOWWW A FRIENDSHIP CERTIFICATION ????? omg i cant believe it green that means we're friends now !! best buddies even !!! do YOU even have a friendship certification with tthe real red ?? i dont think so !! so im the ULTIMATE FRIEND TO YOU NOWW !!!!

and well......you hate ALLLLLL silverfish ??? ALLL of them ??? okay so, if one of your other friends pulls a "green would you still be my best friend if i was a silverfish !!" YOUD SAY NO ???? so with that logic, your CALLING YOUR FRIENDS a parasitic freak ??? i cant BELIEVE this !!!! forget the closet !!!! someone bring out the youtube apology video for THISSS !!! you hate your friends i cant believe you most 100% said that oh my gosh the GREENZILLA4 SCANDAL just got WORSEEE ????

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Thats- I didn't agree to that document???

Also that's NOT what I said, first off. If my friends were silverfish and they were still aware they were my friends, I'd still be their friend because I know they won't harm me.

You, however. I would hate as a silverfish.

as red replacement which is me, aka im BASICALLY red, and basically red is your friend, so with all of this logic that makes ME your obligatory friend until my replacement job is up (listen i dont make the rules of my job !! oh wait i do....), that would consider me one of those gayass friends ?? it doesnt ?? too bad it does nowww !!!

anyways your not being so very supportive allyship to me right now, aka red replacement, aka your OBLIGATORY friend for now !! so therefore you are NOT showing great proof of allyship !!!!

wowww oh my gosh ??? cant believe you smh smh....someone bring up the callout post that the actual red made forever ago because the only way to get your spot back as #1 ally is to pull out the rainbow ukelele and start playing the skittles ad jingle on it right now

if anything, i think theres actually a MUCH BIGGER issue at hand the more i go through your blog

your not just homophobic.....your SILVERFISH PHOBIC ?? WHAAAT ??? cant believe you smhh real red blog avm was RIGHT ???

you see this dear ol screenshot buddyyyy ???? why arent you in the closet then ?? with those silverfish ?? those CLOSETED SILVERFISH ??? forget you being gay or not, your not a TRUE supporter if you arent supporting those POOR homosexual silverfish !!! cant believe you smh.......this is worse than your sexuality crisis....THINK ABOUT THE GAY SILVERFISH !!!!!

-red replacement

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We aren't friends. And I have no way of knowing your sexuality prior. AND I get mad at all people indiscriminately.

I hate gay and straight silverfish all the same. They're all parasitic freaks who do nothing but annoy you and appear at the WORST TIMES and RUIN your ONLY CHANCE AT FAME THAT YOU'LL EVER GET.

. . .look I don't care about silverfish attraction. They can be gay all they want. It's not the gay bit I hate. It's the silverfish.

hello its your favorite RED REPLACEMENT back !!! i know you missed me, dont answer that though cause im SUREEEE the answer is YES !!!! i dont even need a response to know !!!

in red fashion, i have to call you out anyways, but not like the OTHER anons no, im cooler than that, you dont get the typical "your gay" from me, fruitbowl

so, if your not gay what are you ??? hmmmm ??? whats the evidence of you being straight, because i would love to be enlightened on the colorblind glasses your wearing when you look in the mirror each morning, what kinda brand are they ?? how far in the closet do you gotta go to find a pair each morning ??

and, if you REALLY are a true ally, you gotta answer the most ally question to ally every rainbow there is to ally, GAY PEOPLE CANT ANSWER THIS so obviously thisll be proof !!! you can trust me !!! im just like red but wayyyy better and more annoying !!! :3c

so to prove your lgbtq hetro allyship, answer this, and i will stop pestering you again, skittles pack:

if two plus two equals ten divided by a square and the alphabet has 30 letters instead of 15 shapes, how many days will it take for the train to get from point a to minecraft ???

super easy question right !! that ISSSS if you an ally, that you claim to be, righttt righttt ???? :3

-red replacement

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Are you guys still on this-

That's not even- what even is that question. I dunno??? Seven?????

My proof of ally-ness is supporting my gayass friends. That's enough proof.

Anonymous asked:

Hello our dear totally gay stick figure!

We have a question for you! Are you REALLY not gay???

Due to our evidence, being the few 30 people I kidnapped and forced to say yes to whether you were gay or not, we can say passionately that you are GAY! What is YOUR opinion on this OBVIOUS fact?!?!?

-Q&A anon

...you guys have got to be kidding me right now.

I AM NOT GAY.

HOLY CRAP. STOP.

Anonymous asked:

same tdl song anon green hello >:))

but listen listen, take your time to check it out i get it your too busy being a homosexual 2 months early it happenssss it happens to the best allies buddy

but just trust me as much as you trust any other anon here (or well, thats probably not much, can i be an exception pretty please ??? :3) that you will WANT to listen to it

its emotional, its captivating, it will make you want to throw your phone against the wall as it loops forever in your head, and isnt that what the GREATEST songs should be about ?? i dunno your the music expert you tell me !!

you know why you should trust me ?? im NO regular anon no, im uhhhh, RED REPLACEMENT ANON !! yep !! your good ol buddy is asleep so someone has to fill in that void that you absolutely miss cause who wouldnt miss red ??? the stick thats not annoying to you at all ??

doesn't matter im here anyways !!! but alas, i shall not interrupt your own self coming out party you have with purple today, so go enjoy rainbows and eat some skittles i guess ?? whatever youve been doing in the closet all these years, BYEE !!

-red replacement anon

(you probablyyy know who this is & hopefully this isnt too much </3 but rip green o7)

...what is this rollercoaster of an ask

First off I am not getting into my identity right now. I'm having a platonic hangout with purple. Thats IT.

I'll check out the song later when we aren't busy. Good enough for you, Red replacement anon??

"Replace Red" lmao. He'll probably chew you out when he wakes up. That's so dumb.

@kittycatred look at this anon lmao

Anonymous asked:

ooc

BRO I KEEP MIXING UP PURPLE'S AND GREEN'S ACCOUNTS BECAUSE THE PROFILES ARE SO SIMILAR ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

KADJQKJDJW I can change them if you really need ๐Ÿ˜ญ I thought the color theme and banner would help differentiate them

Anonymous asked:

hii green you like music right ?? as the music expert you are i have a very GREAT music suggestion for you !!! 100% !!!

you remember the dark lord the guy that stabbed you non important and all right ?? well he has a song !! a very great one !! you should listen to it and tell me what you think because its SUCH a great song for sureeee !!! :3c

You guys are really acting weird today.

Also I'm not too sure how I'd feel about a song about- yknow, him. But ig I'll check it out later??

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