a single fried shrimp just ran out of the restaurant sobbing

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

is nobody gonna point out the saul goodman spironolactone prescription or do I have to do everything around here

saul goodman they/them attorney at law

this tweet was a prophecy

Have you guys seen the James Webb telescope pictures yet?

“Eat Cops”

Garfield graffiti seen in Indianapolis, Indiana

Re-in-tarnation

my great aunt insisted kirby get his own seat