I just realized that Galinda saying that something being your secret doesn't make it true is crazy eith the fact that her secret was her marrying Fiyero and that didn't come true either
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the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!
this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).
pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.
flower meanings in order of appearance:
me and my "buddy" ruth (we're fighting right now)
they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons
cottoncandylesbo
ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison
FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)
1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?
2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?
3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?
3.) Are you in danger?
3.) How fast can you run?
QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)
1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.
2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?
3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.
3.) Apparement.
3.) Pardon.
GELPHIE VAMPIRE AU IN WHICH GLINDA IS THE VAMPIRE *I scream as they drag me into the asylum*
Is this anything
Now that the movie is a huge success, can we make this viral again?
i'd like to say elphabla is played by eden espinosa here who also played tamara de lempicka in the broadway show lempicka (it's really gay)
elphaba has never been played by a woman who hasn't also played a gay woman on broadway LMAOOO
parrotfish smooch