The Addams family would worship Barbie like she is a demigod no I will not explain

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

Finally, I can stop thinking about Sherlock when I plug in my phone charger.

it's crazy when gay men are misogynistic because at every high school debate there's a teenage girl fighting for gay rights like she's their personal lawyer

this is basically a short horror film

wildass ttc story from someone in my sewing class. will be telling it to yall greentext style since that's how my brain is visualizing the experience

>observe extremely normal man on the subway >normal as in he is not disrupting anyone else nor does he seem to be in physical or mental distress >he is eating something, something round. >you assume it to be a fruit of some description >get closer >it's an ENTIRE RAW ONION

also someone else from class said they once saw a dude eat a can of tuna by bending the jagged metal lid to use as a spoon and i hope that person manages to avoid tetanus

Maybe it was former Australian Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, at it again:

i love how every austrialian that follows me has come out the woodwork to abbott tag this post

reblog some other post to tell your mutuals you love them if you want but this is not the post for that. this post is all about my theories

Tell us about your theories Charlotte

i dunno

does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

do you see the issue now

Trans women are women. The UK Supreme Court made that clear today.

There is a special place in hell for Pam Bondi.

She shields rapists and sex predators, then lets women be harassed getting health check-ups.

A sexual abuser's best friend is Pam Bondi.

In honor of 4chan dying, here are the three best greentexts I ever saw:

Cosmic Brownies

Choo Choo Brojob

Love me some pickles

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

fuck you

Twitter is for fascists, Facebook/Insta sold its soul to AI, and 4chan just died

Tumblrinas being the only ones left standing:

This is conservatism writ large: racist white men can do no wrong, honest black men can do no right.

Look at First Felon: he built his political career on birtherism. Always promising a smoking gun and delivering nothing.

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

DOGE is a scam. Paying hackers max salaries is a sick joke. Republicans are too humiliated to stand up to Elmo.