inside of me there are two wolves
“What if by feeling and expressing my emotions I was actually being manipulative” - the transfem motto
Sometimes I think about sentient plants. Not ambulatory sentient plants, but plants that still grow instead of moving except they can control their growth
If you want to be over there you have to grow in that direction and put some roots down and once you're there you'll still be here too.
Plants that could build henges if they wanted to, but they'd have to grow around the stones to shift them and then grow in the direction they wanted to move the stones. Architects forever wound around the things they build, inextricable from their own art.
Or perhaps they die back eventually, all things die, and you can tell the really old henges, the really old monoliths and sculptures, because no one is part of them any longer.
I'm imagining Joel gets to the winners lounge, and immediately no hesitation runs Scott over with his car (it's payback- but also for fun.)
They all expect Scott to respawn, after all you can't kill other players in the winners lounge; trust me, they've tried. But no, apparently that only counts for PVP kills, and Joel's car is a separate entity. So, Scott's just dead now.
Joel wakes up after the April Fools series, ready to take a nap after whatever the hell that was. Then the door slams open and well I guess Scott's back now, so much for that.
hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there
[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~
good luck! good luck!
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crashing my car into yours really really gently & slowly like a cat headbutting your legs for pats
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exactly like this.
you hear a loud scrape. silence. you hear a loud scrape. you look outside to where your car is parked on the street in front of your place. i am in my sedan nuzzling your car: scrape. i put the car in reverse & back up 5 feet. i nuzzle your car again: loud scrape. my car has cat ears on the roof & i modified the muffler to sound like purring
congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL