picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars
invented something called the demon of spring where you suddenly get possessed by the energy of a thousand suns and do everything you’ve been neglecting plus a million little side quests as a treat. thank you demon of spring for making me do the emails i have been dreading for i am now reaping the rewards
Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant
Eva Funderburgh
love her work
she still makes these and they’ve only grown more wonderful over the years. The wood-fired surfaces really give them life.
love these lil guys
So you think it should be legal for kids to murder their entire family
Sure why not
asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."
Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace
Let’s lay on mama
lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all
Let's go lesbians, let's goooo!!!!
playing hard to want
