having nothing

girl help I'm being faced with the overwhelming depth of my own sin

girl there’s a priest for that

girl the veil is torn, I'm taking my struggles straight to the top

PHILLIP GRAVES call of duty: modern warfare ii

You know what, fuck it. Figure skating is now my favorite sport. Unless there's another one that will let a competitor dress up in a silly costume and do all these silly jumps and wiggles and fall on purpose, IN THE OLYMPICS, there's no contest

As a former figure skater I feel obliged to point out how technically difficult that little Chaplin patter would be. See the kind of speed he's getting up to and then immediately moving into that "walk" - sometimes without even a brake manoeuvre. The momentum you build up when moving at speed has to get released somewhere so stopping like that is usually an easy way to topple over (not on purpose). In the true spirit of Chaplin he is making very hard and potentially dangerous things look easy.

For anyone who might've been searching for who the skater is, @jay42 found out ! The athlete is Petr Barna, from the 1992 Winter Olympics

when I say I have a trauma background everyone assumes I was abused or some shit. and to be fair I was. but mostly I am referring to the time a pelican put me in its mouth when I was three years old. my entire head was in there. the pelican seemed unbothered by the entire thing. and now I’m here

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir.: Peter Jackson

Historia de la música

Wow, these white people have no idea that this is going to be their anthem one day

this is basically a short horror film

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented

Scandinavian trees from October to March:

Before this we would mostly just set things on fire to keep our spirits up

Scandinavians before outdoor string lights were invented:

when you're a shapeshifter i bet letting yourself slowly fall off a rooftop only to turn into a bird and fly away feels soooo good

Mason Strehl

critically acclaimed but the critics are me and my mutuals

always a delight to find out that a goofy person is actually also very sincere

the true duality of man is silly-earnest