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I think the ability to shoot blood out of your eyes as a defense mechanism was wasted on horned toads. If someone starts yelling at you at your job you should be able to give em one of these

top tier simpsons bit tbh

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

I wouldn't hit it otherwise #DarkWoke

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

How did they find the worst audio ever made

Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw "I hate you" as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.

Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch

This post always disappears for just long enough to make me forget what the audio is and then returns to punch me again

How bad can it be?

Holy fuck

i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

this is GENUINELY one of the best character development sheets I've ever seen. Cuts right to the core of what you and your readers will glom onto, doesn't waste time on details that don't directly affect the narrative. Stupendous. Effervescent. Finally, some good fucking food

You can get hired by just saying youre a different person. And it works. They believe you

me: time to lay down and participate in my favorite olympic sport, Sleepin

the melodramatic sinus: 🥺

the fickle bladder: 🤤

the ludicrous braincell: we interrupt this broadcast of the latest undiagnosed ocd thoughts to bring you a frightening vision of homer simpson but leathery and mummified

bear anger

Need

im about to watch the minecraft movie and 3 teenagers showed up in full tuxedos im crying

June 5th can't come fast enough

my chicken &yup i vaporized him

[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...

what kind of five act tragedy is befalling the national hockey league

Its just been a while since I got my derp on....it's been a long time...