hi this is jack

this tweet is ruining my life rn

fucking goldfish tiktok made me cry bro

He is still alive, so he is now 14 ✨

Acerage goldfish can live 10-15 years but some have lived to 30 with proper care. I hope Monstro lives all 30

THE devotionshipping trope is "are they loyal to me or to my title" and the answer HAS to be that they genuinely don't differentiate between the two and are confused and slightly alarmed by the question

im crazy

this is foreshadowing that will help us later

dan and phil should buy tumblr

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

Freakin looking at me

[ID: an illustration of a mottled green bird standing on a pink background and facing to the right. It has a branch with red berries in its mouth, and green leaves surround it. End.]

Kākāpō - a very endangered flightless parrot endemic to New Zealand. Kākāpō courtship revolves around a polygynous lek system, in which males gather to perform loud, deep booming songs in an attempt to attract a mate. Timelapse under the cut!

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

when the fic is a rated t one-shot with a 20k+ word count titled something like "the mechanics of turtle migration" with kudos in the low hundreds yk it's gonna hit

*i spin the wheel to the right so hard i dislocate both my arms*

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