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we new albuming out here
this is a concept i've had kicking around for longer than i care to admit. i'm so hyped to get this out of my brain and into your headphones
Anonymous asked:
If you were a notebook, what type of notebook would you be?
Wat type of lines would you have? All the way to the edge? Bit of space on sides? Top to bottom even spaced? Header space at top and even spacing going down?
What about the cover? Leather, plastic, fancy wood, cardboard?
These are important questions
Magistrate Cookbook, why is it that when I am told not to eat batteries, I take it as a challenge, a personal slight if you may. I feel as though I need to avenge my inner goblin and eat batteries to prove the haters wrong.
it's a harmful stereotype that goblins eat batteries. often they prefer a nice pear, or a pile of loose change
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Americans: never let people give you shit for complaining about your taxes. Your tax system is a hellgrade catastrophe.
As a travelling musician from outside of the country, I'm having to file tax returns in twenty states as well as federal taxes. Of those twenty states, sixteen won't let a non-resident file their return online so I have to mail them in myself.
Also of those twenty states, I've only successfully paid my taxes in four states after an entire day of trying to force them to take my money. Some states will outright not accept non-US addresses or phone numbers when you try to pay your tax. What a funny April fools prank. North Carolina won't let you pay unless you have a card connected to a US bank account.
I owe Idaho $10! And their online tax payment system isn't working! At all! Hahaha!!!
Also who the fUCk bases their tax system around sending and receiving cheques in 2025?
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN A CHEQUEBOOK SINCE 1998
Americans: never let people give you shit for complaining about your taxes. Your tax system is a hellgrade catastrophe.
As a travelling musician from outside of the country, I'm having to file tax returns in twenty states as well as federal taxes. Of those twenty states, sixteen won't let a non-resident file their return online so I have to mail them in myself.
Also of those twenty states, I've only successfully paid my taxes in four states after an entire day of trying to force them to take my money. Some states will outright not accept non-US addresses or phone numbers when you try to pay your tax. What a funny April fools prank. North Carolina won't let you pay unless you have a card connected to a US bank account.
I owe Idaho $10! And their online tax payment system isn't working! At all! Hahaha!!!
Also who the fUCk bases their tax system around sending and receiving cheques in 2025?
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from the corners of her many eyes
myth posting. thank you for inventing lesbians @narcissistcookbook
o b se s s e d
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session one complete! i’ll be back in a month for color, but i’m already so happy. this album rewired my brain chemistry, and i’m extremely pleased to have a tangible piece of it as a part of me.
now in color! i may go back for a third session to get watercolor around it like the album art, but for now i’m so excited to watch this heal up.
HELL YEAH
Tumblr is a wonderful place, cuz I just recently discovered that in addition to being one of the world’s foremost professional Better Man posters, you also have a side hustle making incredible music. Thank you Mx. Cookbook for your service in these trying times, and thank you Mr. CGI Monkey Robbie Williams for inadvertently leading me here just in time for a US tour
and they told me better man posting was a terrible time investment for marketing my music. who's laughing now, chipping norton town council