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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

official linguistics post

"I never see you at the club" well I never see you at the therapists office bro and you are deeply unwell.

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

mutual did not see the post i reblogged specifically for them. 13 dead, 65 injured.

mutual reblogged the post i reblogged specifically for them from someone else. 78 dead, 1250 injured.

Cosmic figures, 17th century

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

Big ups Lemony Snicket and the ASOUE books 🙂‍↕️‼️

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

On the way to lovers lane

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reblog to give your mutuals a burned cd