let's form structures with mamas
these are hyraxes! they're not rodents or canines or anything like that. they belong to their very own order known as hyracoidea. their closest relatives are elephants and manatees, and these mamas and babies have FREAKY teeth
also important to note that the
and:
itโs kind of shitty that i can joke all day about being a bi man who dates women and how my gender nonconformity creates funny situations with that but god forbid a bi girl joke about looking gay while being into men or even acknowledge sheโs into men or sheโs denied her experiences with homophobia and connection within the lgbt community.
popular bi man on tumblr: โlol women love my #f slur swagโ 20k notes
popular bi woman on tumblr: makes a pegging joke without prefacing that she likes women more. 2 callout posts. 20 blocks. 4 reports. site wide discourse. 12 injured.
ok i regret not unmuting this earlier
the wailing phantom
I believe it was heidegger who once said... when you have a uh when. When youre always hammered, you want to nail everyone.
forget herding, hunting, retrieving, guarding, companionship. the REAL most valuable work a dog can do is when you accidentally spill food on the floor and you can just point at it and go "hey eat this."
i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design
the dramatic change in size that the fence goes through does it for me
can someone with bpd whoโs a marxist make a joke for me? โbeautiful proletariat disorderโ. im against psychiatry as an industry but this is my boon to you all
[praying & kneeling next to my bed] xi jinping, please save us, you must nationalize the tesla gigafactory in china
Feels like theyโre putting less meat in the hot pockets these days
only one way to fix this
By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?
why didn't you say this before i buirnd my bits
girl with diegetic music powers :)
she goes with other superheroes to sit on the side & provide fight music that everybody can hear. it helps them coordinate and it's great for morale
she doesn't have any other powers so she's mostly a normal person, but it's the little things
in a good mood she can DJ a party without fully thinking about it, like forgetting you're breathing
her lovers can tell what's working in bed not just from her voice and how she moves but from the cadences of the bedroom jams they both hear
when a man makes her uncomfortable at a bar he starts hearing really uncomfortable horror stings
she starts talking corny soft mushy stuff to her girlfriend and halfway through her gf is like "babe are you meaning to do the piano soundtrack rn or are you worried i'm mad at you? stop it i love you"
she had to stop playing online pvp games entirely after accidentally making her last upstairs neighbor hear hard-ass rock beats enough times that the neighbor called an exorcist on herself
the one time a villain decided to ignore the actual powered heroes and target the girl in the corner telepathically ripping off daft punk, she panicked. the next second he was on the ground with blood coming from both ears. he's still in physical therapy to restore his sense of balance. she has no idea how she did that and doesn't talk about it.
girl with diegetic music powers :)
the brilliant and beautiful @mutationgirl just gave this character her costumed hero name: Earworm
delicious edible slimegirl gf who gets annoyed at you because you keep sneaking up behind her with a spoon while she's on discord gaming with her friends in the middle of a sentence to scoop a spoonful of goo from inside her head & eat it and it makes her trail off and lose her train of thought
@ceo-of-lesbians th absolute scope of your mind
Thinking out loud
