Thomas

sentences that make you burst into tears

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

Same lol

i have got to start recklessly putting on weight . i need to be the one waking up and being shocked at how fast i'm outgrowing my clothes, feeling heavier and heavier every day . oooiiiuuouuuu

@housecow this you? lol

quick updateeee im doughy n empty </3

still doughy, never empty though :3

and i’ll just keep getting fatter

can't believe you would put in the tags "my belly is too big" it's NEVER too big (and no i'm not taking that tag out of context, hush)

just a fatty writing paperssss

Barking intensely at this

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

i die every time i see a type on one of my posts 😭😭

also holy shit i’ve been hyperfocused on stardew valley all day and literally haven’t gotten a single thing done. i shouldn’t be allowed to touch this game until after 7pm (i stayed up until 2am last night which is crazy bc im one of those ppl that gets sleepy at 9pm. im non functioning rn)

i love being fat so much. i get to wake up fat, go to sleep fat, live my life fat and it’s FANTASTIC. i’m so soft and every part of me wobbles. i get prettier with every pound. it’s so cute i don’t see how anyone doesn’t enjoy being fat

(holding kyogre like a hamburger) i just think he's neat

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

Fuck it lets see what happens

pleaaaaaaseeee roger pleaaase

why not

I’ll take what you’ll give me roger

2024 is soon which means... ttyd remake soon

hey. hey guys you know what would be funny.

trying to draw while watching the new hbomberguy vid was a bad idea because for the entire second half i was like this

His tones were off

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

a classic