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nothing in overwatch can ever compare to TF2 sprays
hey how come that furry in the diaper looks a lot like OP’s icon
having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work
our universal translator is mostly on the fritz
darmok and jalad at the conversation
its just me and the album i decide to have on repeat this week
Comfiest morning 💖
lvl 99 adventurer devastated that they're now too strong to get fucked by monsters they used to struggle against
I am the very model of a modern major sorcerer
I’ve information magical, and monsterful, and potioner
I know the king’s own brother, he’s a Duke with a fine jesterer
I sneak off with that twink and we sweat it up like we’re adventurers
I’m very well acquainted with the nobles and their courtiers
The Eunuch helps me keep straight who among them are philanderers
For tracking all affairs is truly the foremost important news
But one constant is simple, for no one is sleeping with the Duke
You're a sick man.
With that attitude, you will never get to party with Pirate King.
To everyone considering paying 5 billion dollars per year to play gamecube games on switch
Take my hand. I can show you a better way
It works on ubuntu btw
Not to be a shit but that sounds like "poob has it for you"
The difference is that everything mentioned in this post is free
fairy tales become so much more interesting when you add political intrigue. the firstborn princess was locked in a tower after losing a war of succession. dragons regularly kidnap heirs to the throne as leverage for land rights treaties. sleeping beauty was doomed to sleep for a century bc of erstwhile trade disputes.
THERE IS NO DELTARUNE
THERE IS NO SILKSONG
AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND
Betcha feel stupid now don’t you?
the queen of england coming to the Nintendo switch 2
how does this only have 1400 notes
end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies
here
Someone add do you love the color of the sky
Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car
I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.
I’m going to hurt all of you
Good to know we all are hellspawns with the same mindset
Welcome to hellsite, babes
Take a fuckin sip
you’re all insane
I think this is the longest post on this site
I AM
SOBBING
MOBILE USERS IM SO SORRY
how does this only have 1400 notes
end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies
here
Someone add do you love the color of the sky
Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car
I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.
I’m going to hurt all of you
Good to know we all are hellspawns with the same mindset
Welcome to hellsite, babes
Take a fuckin sip
you’re all insane
I think this is the longest post on this site
I AM
SOBBING
MOBILE USERS IM SO SORRY