oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

what the fuck did I just watch

I felt like this after watching The Lighthouse

my new favourite movie

what did i just watch

I’ve seen this so many times by now and I STILL do not have a single clue what’s happening here.

what did i just witness

new life cuts off a part of older life- creation and destruction are the rivals that can only dance when the other dances.

what did i just witness-

Oh my God this is a sign if it appears on your dash reblog it

Oh my God this is

a sign if it appears on

your dash reblog it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

idk spamtenna comic

@chimera-spawn

i’m so nervous to post this on the off-chance that no one cares but whatever

LOOK AT MY NEW OC PROJECT:

SPIRULA

OK SO YEAH. basically i just wanna make fish creatures and i thought it’d be silly if other people did it too (although i sincerely doubt anyone will want to)..erm,, go crazy with designs if you want to though.

like. luca style sea monsters, mermaids, spongebob-esque characters, etc, are all completely ok!!!! no design rules!!!!!!

(also we don’t need to be friends or moots or anything for you to make a character)

below are my poorly drawn ideas for characters i wanted to make

This is Krill :D

He's a hybrid jellyfish/lobster merboy :3

he's still a polyp tho since he's only 12 (i think some jellyfish r still polyps at 12 years)

ignore that he has a hand in his hair (it works, he doesnt usually use it tho)

yall think someone in the deltarune universe made ice-e.exe

Kris probably made it. And then downloaded it dess's computer and had noelle play it

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just adding a few to the collection

reblogging for reference.

adding some more

adds some

what the fuck

world heritage post

I tiRed

Post thay are decade old

[image descriptions:

Image 1: a gold star with white text that says “you tried”

Image 2: a silver star with black text that says “i don’t even think you tried at all”

Image 3: a gold star with black text that says “fuck you i did a great job”

image 4: a yellow messily drawn star with black text that says “i didn’t try at all” (the word ‘didn’t’ is misspelled)

image 5: a man standing with his arms out to the side. the man is smiling and wearing a golden party hat and a gold star costume. edited on to the image is black text that says “you tried too hard”

image 6: a gold pentagon with black text that says “who care if you tried? you fucking failed” (there are multiple exclamation points after the word ‘tried’)

image 7: a yellow star with black text that says “your jokes suck”

image 8: a very messily drawn star with black text that says “don’t tell me what to do fuck off”

image 9: a transparent yellow star on a blue and purple background with white text that says “your all beautiful”

image 10: a yellow star with black text that says “you’re” with an asterisk, correcting the image 9’s grammar

image 11: a yellow star with black texts that says “hail satan”

image 12: a blue ribbon shape with white text that says “you tried”

image 13: a gold star with white text that says “u u tried”

image 14: a gold star with black texts that says “i tried really hard but failed because i am a piece of shit”

image 15: a gold star with black text that says “don’t say that you did your best and i am so proud of you”

image 16: a transparent gold star with a person in the background. it has black text that says “you tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn’t even matter”

image 17: a transparent gold star with a character in the background. it has white text that says “oh my god do i try”

image 18: an incorrectly drawn gold star with black text that says “there was an attempt”

image 19: a gold star with black text that says “thou hast made a valiant effort”

image 20: a yellow star with black text that says “you tried a little bit”

image 21: a yellow star with black text that says “you vaguely tried”.

image 22: a yellow triangle with black text that says “okay i’m not sure what you’re even trying to accomplish here”

image 23: a gold blob shape with black text that says “i tired”

/end image descriptions]

These stars are pissing me off

I’m the original

What the heck is that thing

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Conversation With King - Deltarune Chapter 5 (Fanmade)

Based on this King-related Prediction I made a few days ago, just wanted to simplify it and turn it into a small sprite comic

obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck

deltarune theory on how goners are made

my auraful swap

ramb - kris

whitecloak - susie

friend - noelle

eram - ralsei

Ralsei - The Little Prince From The Dark 🌌

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“

“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”

“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”

“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”

“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”

“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”

“Cave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that ‘a disaster in the making’ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.”

Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! That’s a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.”

“Cave Johnson here. I won’t tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and we’re ought to respect that. We’re also ought to shoot them on sight since they’re extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.”

“Cave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly I’m flattered. Unfortunately for you, I don’t swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.”

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.”

“Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”

“Cave Johnson here. For the last time! “I’m reclaiming the slur” is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androids’ activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.“

“Cave Johnson here. I’d like to apologize to Floor 194 Safety Supervisor Doug Blakely for firing him after allegations that he was forcing employees back in the closet. I was not aware that said closet was a literal storage closet for zombified Aperture employees. To make it up to Doug, he’ll be allowed to feed Floor 194 HR Manager Lisa Briant to the closet zombies if he so chooses.”

”Cave Johnson here. A reminder that next year Transgender Day of Visibility falls on Extradimensional Day of Visibility. The lab boys are cautioning me to caution you to be prepared. Do not confuse transgender and transdimensional! Big mistake.“

“Cave Johnson here. To all cishet Aperture employees who volunteered for the ‘Get More Woke’ program, please report to your department’s OR at the nearest convenience to get the alarm clocks surgically removed from your spinal cord. Aperture Science apologizes for the misunderstanding.”

“Cave Johnson here. Dr. Barnaby from Cyborg Engineering is an attack helicopter. That’s not a transphobic joke, by the way, they literally transformed themselves into an amalgam of human and helicopter. Impressive. Unauthorized, of course, but still impressive. Anyway, we lost track of them, so everyone watch the sky for a mad scientist with blue rotors and machine guns.”

“Cave Johnson here. To the joker who added ‘make the sun gay’ to our quarterly agenda, I hope you’re pleased with yourself. The Astrophysics Department is tearing itself apart with half of them shouting that you can’t make the sun gay and the other half screaming that the sun is already gay. Either way, we’re not doing it.”

“Cave Johnson here. The congressional delegation of Senator Patrick Johnson (no relation) to inspect our facilities had to be cut short due to a mishap with the Gender Affirmation Beam. I’d like to apologize on behalf of Aperture Science to Senator Johnson and her staff.”

“Cave Johnson here. Just the other day, our sign guy asked me ‘Cave, don’t you think LGBTQIA2S+ is a tad too long?’ and I told him ‘First of all, that’s Mr. Johnson to you! And secondly, I actually think it’s not long enough!’ and that’s why I’m adding an ’&’ to the acronym. Don’t know what it stands for yet, but I’ll figure it out.”

“Cave Johnson here. You already know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about gender affirming care. We’ve been at the forefront of hormone replacement therapy since before we knew what these hormones do. You also know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about not getting sued. So everyone be quiet about our role in the Estrogen Cola disaster.”