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blissfully unaware of any UI changes because the evil skull protects me

another win for the evil skull

i felt like i had to make this meme with the rgu cast.

why is nanamis hair so big. what is she hiding in there

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

you wear a collar

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

why is it always red bellied woodpeckers doing this

they lack fundamental respect or judgement

Return of the fucking weirdo

You should be allowed to leave work if you need to go home and think about the character

You really don't appreciate what a skill giving presentations is before you spend 90 listening to a guy who very much does not have it

You really don't appreciate what a skill giving presentations is before you spend 90 listening to a guy who very much does not have it

fool count: 1

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel

Typing on my typewriter like the shining get your pussy up get your money up get your pussy up get your money up

cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through