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Grr woof woof bark. I'm Harley, I'm the hottest person alive and I don't use full stops. Bark bark, woof. Emoji.
HELPY YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY DAD
I am thé hottest person alive
Hey everyone so im not dead but things irl have fallen off. Ik there’s people who care about me and all that but yeah I just wanna say in around 3 weeks I won’t be online at all. Like final. Im leaving not just tumblr everything sorry if it doesn’t make sense but like go wild ask whatever you want idk but yeah I’m gonna make the most of it I love you all
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About me:
Hello!
I’m Pietro Maximoff.
I have a lovely wife and children, as well as my sister and a team of friends/babysitters and all the nieces and nephews I could want.
Wife: @pietros-wife
Sister: @wandabug
Sister in laws: @unofficial-non-poser
Friends/babysitters:
Children of all types:
+ all of Wanda’s kids
//let me know if I forgot you, so that I can tag you.//
U forgot to add douchebag, egotistical, not the hottest twin, needs a new haircut, defo got his haircut in the back of an alley way, needs money, poor, needs new children, father to be but not for long cuz he will probs loose the baby when it’s born cuz he can’t ever keep track of anything
WOW.
And FYI, I haven’t lost Violet yet, and she’s like…
*finger counting*
4 days old! So haha, in your face!
Hah in your face says the dad who had to count how old his daughter was on his hands if you were a hood father you would just remember
At least I’m still around
AHUT UP DID YOU GET LOVKED YO FID YOU GET DO DEPRESSED DID YOUR WHOLE FAMILY LEAVE YOU NO
You need a spellchecker, or go make to school.
I can’t understand you
U DONTN SHUT UP CRYING
Reblogged
About me:
Hello!
I’m Pietro Maximoff.
I have a lovely wife and children, as well as my sister and a team of friends/babysitters and all the nieces and nephews I could want.
Wife: @pietros-wife
Sister: @wandabug
Sister in laws: @unofficial-non-poser
Friends/babysitters:
Children of all types:
+ all of Wanda’s kids
//let me know if I forgot you, so that I can tag you.//
U forgot to add douchebag, egotistical, not the hottest twin, needs a new haircut, defo got his haircut in the back of an alley way, needs money, poor, needs new children, father to be but not for long cuz he will probs loose the baby when it’s born cuz he can’t ever keep track of anything
WOW.
And FYI, I haven’t lost Violet yet, and she’s like…
*finger counting*
4 days old! So haha, in your face!
Hah in your face says the dad who had to count how old his daughter was on his hands if you were a hood father you would just remember
At least I’m still around
AHUT UP DID YOU GET LOVKED YO FID YOU GET DO DEPRESSED DID YOUR WHOLE FAMILY LEAVE YOU NO
Reblogged
About me:
Hello!
I’m Pietro Maximoff.
I have a lovely wife and children, as well as my sister and a team of friends/babysitters and all the nieces and nephews I could want.
Wife: @pietros-wife
Sister: @wandabug
Sister in laws: @unofficial-non-poser
Friends/babysitters:
Children of all types:
+ all of Wanda’s kids
//let me know if I forgot you, so that I can tag you.//
U forgot to add douchebag, egotistical, not the hottest twin, needs a new haircut, defo got his haircut in the back of an alley way, needs money, poor, needs new children, father to be but not for long cuz he will probs loose the baby when it’s born cuz he can’t ever keep track of anything
WOW.
And FYI, I haven’t lost Violet yet, and she’s like…
*finger counting*
4 days old! So haha, in your face!
Hah in your face says the dad who had to count how old his daughter was on his hands if you were a hood father you would just remember