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Bluejay

@hazzzyrider / hazzzyrider.tumblr.com

He/They | Late 20s | Non-binary | Fell into a vat of trans chemicals | A very very bratty switch here to let off steam | DMs open for flirting, fighting and a secret third thing

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU INTERACT. IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME AND YOU. AGELESS BLOGS AND MINORS WILL BE IGNORED IN DMS.

cw: obsessive love, pent up heat and venting, being a real bitch

Hey~

Here, you'll call me Bluejay, Blue or Jay

I made this blog as an outlet when I feel backed up or too horny (which isn't very rare). I also vent a lot about my personal fantasies. Pics occasional. Videos and audios in DMs only when I like it.

The closest gender I feel is something non-binary and genderqueer. I present as male at work but privately that becomes hazy (hah) and extremely fluid. I'm very comfortable with how I am and I'm very happy to explore my gender. My pronouns are primarily he/they but she is fine too (calling me a girl is guaranteed to make me happy and interested).

Poly with partners and bi (??).

If superpowers were real, body transformation would be a first pick.

Want to see my body, drool and treat it like an object? Check #selfie

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DNI / DO NOT INTERACT

Assholes, ageless blogs and bigots. Asking for my nudes without offering even an ounce of interaction or getting to know each other.

I'm not your personal dom or sub or toy. I don't owe that to you.

I'm not too fussy about my DNIs outside of that. If you get blocked, you either acted like a dumbass or I'm not interested. Be nice and don't take it too personally.

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INTERESTS

Prior consent, free use, praise, unhindered flirting, degradation, playfighting, worship, pushing buttons, courted and dominated, creampies and blowjobs, overindulgent kissing and affections, skin on skin with sweat on sweat.

Easy mode: Sharing with me something you read that gets you off. You'll have a much easier time understanding what I'm into based on what I reblog or share. I'm a romantic who loves to fight and meet their match. And you can always ask before you send something in. If I'm not being horny, cooking and writing is where I'll be. I love good food (9 out of 10 of my dates will go there) but I'm also trying to moderate myself for health reasons. I have been a career and amateur artist in all kinds of places.

Genuinely the hottest thing to me is brainstorming about making things together before devouring each other for hours.

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Boundaries

DMs and submissions are open. But don't expect me to sext back or return the favor consistently. I respond much better if you want to talk and get to know each other first, getting each other off second.

If you're interested in the second, you can do it in anon/asks instead.

If you want to interact outside of Tumblr, that will only happen if I feel safe with you. If that happens, it will be probably be on Discord.

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Avatar and Header from Zelda's Double Date by Snegovski

my wife was cooking earlier and i walked into the kitchen topless to get a drink and ask her something and she was just 100% staring directly at my tits the entire time and i have never felt more powerful

ugh I need to be raped. I need to beg and plead and sob only to realize it's futile and then lie there with empty dull eyes while my rapist takes whatever they want from me.

trying to max out the friendship meter by sending you two pictures of my pussy a week but i fuck up and accidentally scroll one too far in camera roll and select a picture of your most hated fruit and watch the meter lose half a heart in real time

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