Oh, Waiter!

Evan Peters x Reader

tags ; fluff!, flirting, Evan Peters being sweet, fem!reader

a/n: came to me in a dream! I was at work and I thought this up so here you go guys :heart_emoji:

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"He's practically stalking you.." your coworker, Pam, comes around the bend where the kitchen connects to the rest of the diner.

"He's here every. day. Do you think he's homeless?" another chimes in, picking up a platter and loading it with breakfast items. You roll yours eyes, "He isn't here every day.." your eyes meet Pam's and she has a worried look on her face,

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The (Shipped) Gold[en Boy] Standard

Dating (alive) Tate Langdon Headcanons

-> constantly stalking you. You can feel His eyes on you but you never see him

-> he’s stolen your clothing more than once, and hasn’t returned it. “I don’t know where it went! Why would I?”

-> He scared off most of your friends so that he’s the only person you have

-> Crawls into your arms and falls asleep super quickly

-> Loves to play guitar for you

-> he’s more peaceful when he’s awake than when he’s asleep (plagued with nightmares)

-> lets you see his bullet wounds

-> highly competitive when it comes to card or board games

-> his big doe eyes get him everything he wants

-> before you started to date he found out what all your socials were and created fake accounts so as to “support” you

Dead Girl’s Paradise.

hc!au!Tate Langdon and dead!reader

Tags ; spiteful reader , clueless Tate , bonding, death, biting , violet mention!! , comfort , yelling

Word Count: 2868

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Nightcrawler x Peter headcanons

a/n: I’m switching up my posts cause I’ve always wanted to post headcanons and fanfics but I’ve been too scared lol so now I’m just gonna do it until someone corrects me :p

Nightcrawler

-> uses his tail to hang from EVERYTHING (scares the others because he’ll sometimes let himself fall)

-> helps Peter steal from candy stores

-> AWFUL cook, has burnt water.

-> cusses at Peter in German because he knows Peter doesn’t have the patience to learn the language

-> hates faux leather

-> goes to Europe at least once a week because “the food is much better”

-> enjoys being “pet” but has hissed at people for touching him without asking

-> he’s had fleas (Peter’s fault)

-> LOVES reptiles. Is fascinated with how they don’t burn under heat

Peter Maximoff

-> had a hamster wheel made special for him so he could get his zoomies out

-> “real food is boring.” (13 cavities)

-> has been caught ON CAMERA stealing

-> once dated a girl who lived across the world from him & ran to her place once a week (got so burned out from this he would stay with her for two days)

-> now that he’s in his twenties he gets burned out more easily and has to rest longer

-> one of the only times the world ever slowed down for him was the first time he tried an edible, he thought they were normal blondies. He was very wrong.

-> “this would be so much better with Kurt..” is a daily sentence people hear from him

Nightcrawler x Peter

-> share a bed after missions so they know the other is really alive

-> CONSTANTLY get into small fist fights

-> Kurt has stolen Peter’s shirts more than once

-> Kurt has 3 alarms (7, 7:30, 8:00) Peter turns all of them off before they sleep so they “accidentally” miss missions

-> Kurt has, on more than one occasion, awoke to Peter staring at him while they are supposed to be sleeping

-> Peter is a sleep talker, Kurt is a sleep hitter

-> most of the mansion was surprised when they found out the two of them were dating because of Peter’s string of week long relationships

-> Peter has a spray bottle that he sprays Kurt with when he’s being mean

-> Kurt sleeps best when laying on Peter’s chest with his tail wrapped around Peter’s leg

Jimmy Darling Headcanons!

SFW!

-> He never learned how to properly read and instead just sounds out the letters until it forms what could be a word

-> As a kid he really thought he was going to make it into the professional music industry

-> Uses his hands as chopsticks

-> Cannot read sheet music but can learn through listening

-> Makes dinner at least twice a week for everyone

-> Jimmy wears two layers of clothes at all times, not because he's a naturally cold person but due to a fear of staining one layer so having another as back up

-> Didn't know anything was wrong with him until he got older and people ridiculed him for his looks

-> Biggest Elvis Presly fan in the world

-> Loves cold weather because it means he can wear gloves

-> Would misuse slang but in a very unironic way and smile afterwards

-> Prefers tea to coffee but if asked would always say coffee

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