Touch me at the risk of your health!

the way rendering art should work is the more time you spend on it the better it loooks. unfortunately not the case due to the universe's spaghetti coding

Unblock me at once i am an angel from heaven

watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good

Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

I will succeed because I'm crazy. 2025 mantra

i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

Reblog for greater sample size.

We have 24 hours to make this the most voted on poll in Tumblr history

"This is every ancestor/descendent in pokemon legends arceus!" WRONG actually everyone skips over the sidequest where you show a guy a glameow and he yells it's remarkable this guy is supposed to be the contest judge in the anime who literally only yells remarkable every contest. I know this because my sister and I thought this guy was so fucking funny and have not stop yelling REMARKABLE for years and I was gagged when this happened in game but felt I couldn't share it because no one would know what the fuck I was talking about

unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy

when they dont realize that administrative and financial recordkeeping is one of the main reasons ancient societies developed written records

pega slaystation

Heatmor -- otumami

"Wow, this kink is so weird and extreme" and then you look inside and it's literally just "what if I never had to Be Responsible or Make Good Life Decisions ever again, and somehow this was a sex thing?"

This panic happens like every few months.

jsut. just hear him out