Hedgionary

Just a silly little critter living its life. I write but I haven't updated in a while. oops. I've got like... (checks notes) 5 ongoing wips and a good 7 more that exist in my head only.

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Okay so I see people doing these all over the place so I guessed I should too?

Name's Hedge, this specific blog was supposed to be about writing but became a tribute to my FMA(B) hyperfixation. Oops. Hedge is also short for Hedgehog, in case anyone was wondering! I'm used to and have even learnt to appreciate jokes about that now.

I enjoy writing, can't draw to save my life, am learning to sew, have 0 social skills (but still want friends), love reading both paperbacks and fanfiction.

My reblogs and main are mainly for Fullmetal and writing, but who knows how it'll evolve. If you're curious about any other fandoms I'm in, you should probably check the liked section...

I'm happy to talk to anyone about literally anything! Be it an AU you came up with and need to dump on someone, a crossover you think nobody will care about or just the fact you found my blog for whatever reason. I'm open to criticism, I have no idea what I'm doing.

EDIT: There used to be an attempt to list the fandoms I'm currently active in, but they just grew to be too many. Talk to me about anything. I'll talk to you while doing research and telling you I know nothing, but go on. I'm genuinely interested.

Please keep in mind my ideas are quite unhinged. Because who'd put an Evangelion 01 model on the shelf with the ceramic angels. Come on now.

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porkbuttsandtaters

tumblr media criticism

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twofingerswhiskey

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

I've seen enough.

oh my god i didnt think about this

sometimes i get headaches from seeing to many things all day and i just. take my glasses off. now i can't see. problem solved!

my brother, however, has perfect vision. he was whining about his eyes hurting and i was like well just like stop looking at stuff? make it all fuzzy? and he literally can't.

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lampblack-deactivated20170504

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

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beemovieerotica

continually awed by how american states function like separate countries

I held back on getting my gender changed in the state of Georgia because it required filing a court case and appearing before a judge to prove that I had transitioned enough to warrant calling myself male on my documents. there was a strong possibility they could deny me because I hadn't undergone any type of surgery (a requirement under Georgia law that is waived only sometimes), despite passing as male 100% of the time.

this morning I went to the Maryland vehicle administration building and they had a touch screen with buttons that said "male" and "female."

I paused and asked the lady "I can choose male, right?" and she looked at me (again, I'm just some guy with a beard) (and I think she misheard me) and she was like "Oh! Do you want to be female now?" I said no, my Georgia license (directly in front of her) says female, they wouldn't let me change it, can I be male now?

she said to just pick whichever I wanted. I got my updated license in 5 minutes.

thequeeninyellowlace

Georgia: We have rules here. Stupid rules based on an old book that you don’t care about but still have to obey.

Maryland: We don’t give a shit what you do, as long as you eat a crab while you are here.

beemovieerotica

GIF by she-ra-and-the-memes-of-power

In my experience, Maryland doesn't even require that you eat the crab, but you must at least admire it in a loud, sincere voice.

official-rhode-island

@maryland-officially

maryland-officially

>:D

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netherworldpost

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

pedulum-chronometry

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

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unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy

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prev dont leave this in the tags

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gameraboy

Comparing dinosaurs to a Boeing 737-900. Via BBC News

Not gonna lie, there was a brief moment where I thought the y axis was cruising altitude

Source: bbc.com

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No way out

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

planetben

Sisyphus

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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Anybody else find it kind of striking that people are still doing this kind of "video game acting" even though mainstream titles haven't been animated like this for close to 20 years

No because I'll be fucked if I stop playing old video games to chase mainstream titles

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GOOD JOB BUB.

GOOD JOB BUB

Nov 8th, 2011

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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

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blood stains really should stay red forever. its so fucked that they turn brown

mildlybizarrecorvid

They tested eternal bloodstains, but Lady MacBeth complained

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