i love having a husband because my ex who i still talk to? he's grown his hair out and he's not cute anymore. my crush? cute, but more personality-wise, he's adorable but generally mid. reeve???? reeve is hot and pretty and handsome and beautiful and gorgeous and amazing and perfect and incredible

if reeve and i went to the same school, i would be too scared to talk to them because he's so pretty

she's the best thing in the world and i'm glad i met him online first because i would have been so nervous to start conversations

now i can start conversations with the added bonus of oh my god they are perfect

Omg wifey ilysm ‼️‼️‼️‼️ hullo this is like the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me I’m so glad I know you 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡💛💛💛💛💛💚💚💚💚💚🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵💙💙💙💙💙💜💜💜💜💜

yurrr

but now do you see what i mean of using every single pronoun at once 😭

i do it for all my gender spicy friends

anyway ilysm MORE

tysm for the tag: @amrplastique 💓

tags: @catchmeonyourceiling @lovethornes @daystarpoet @beaucereza @chxrrybxmbi @dolcecuore @auntiejohn @binibby @bvrnesher @ihatethecrowdsyouknowthat @certaimromance @effortlesslysweet @aezuria @mothswan @lydiasfalling @peanutalergy @xoxorory @xoxoivy13 @laufeysvalentine @minorlyatfault @jjsblueberry and whoever wants to join <3

thanks cutie<3

oh!!!

tags: @darkmatilda @esote-rika @reidingandallthat @goofygubegubler @lovesick-all-over-my-bed @endearng @lilacsandlavenderhaze

aw! I love pandas!

@sheepispink @succubusvalentine @opaloctober5892

@kutie106 @pipsqueak317 @nojglisrenaissance @boughtmender

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

Seriously, she wore male clothes. Not just the beard, but the clothes. The guys didn’t wear shirts! She was so adamant about being king that she walked around shirtless. And women didn’t have bras then! She walked around just like a man, boobs showing and all! She was a kingand proudly so! Yet everything that I find about her calls her a queen.

I’m just thinking that if she was near you, and you said “Queen Hatshepsut”, she’d slap the snot out of you. No, she wouldn’t even slap. She’d punch.

*taps mic nervously*

Um, pardon me. Let’s not forget the real story…

King Hatshepsut was not erased from history because she was a woman. There is no “patriarchal BS” going on. She was erased from history because Thutmose III was bitter that she had taken up so many years of what “should have been” his prime rule. She also re-opened trade with outside nations, which scared many Egyptians, who had a long policy of isolationism based on religious values. Also, she traced her lineage to the Egyptian mother goddess, who was goddess of ALL the gods and goddesses, which Thutmose III found threatening (he wasn’t her son, he was son of the and heretical.

The people loved her, however, so he couldn’t just erase her from the afterlife without a cause. So, he used the only thing he could– her affair with her lover. See, Egyptians believed in loyalty by the woman to her dead husband, so any affair after his death was worthy of death. So he used that as an excuse to ‘punish’ her, by which he really meant destroy her chances of coming back in the afterlife. So he erased her from all writing (because your name was your ticket to the after life), and kicked her out of her tomb into an unmarked one.

But then how do we know her name?

That, my friends, is the greatest love story of ancient Egypt.

Her lover found out about Thutmose III’s scheme to destroy her, so he detective’d her final resting place from servants and workers who had helped. Then he snuck in, a feat that, in their religion, meant he would be damned for eternity because he disturbed someone’s final rest. He broke into her tomb, and under a bench where nobody who came in after him could see, he chiseled her name so that she may go on to the afterlife.

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

JINWOO MY BELOVED

Tags

@child-of-the-super-nova @frankiefridayyy @simp4diobrando @etherealjellyfishenby

…..

if he doesn’t stab me first

yes

absolutely

Ehhehe

@im-a-simp898 @a-frogo-sitting-on-a-leafo

@twisterino10 and anyone else :3

OMG! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! *becomes kaiser*

If he doesn’t eat me… yes :3

@demonicallyslaying

Does this count? I wanted to make a post about this mug bc it’s my favorite but I never got around to it

@yourlocalxiaosimp @angelicallyresurrecting @in-a-mello-mood

Hell yeah it counts! Marry that mug if you want to

These bitches the last guys on my camera roll. Uh yeah polyamory I'm marrying all of them :3333

Unless I could adopt them instead? I'd rather like just comfort them through the horrors

@kitkatlover015 @ludo-ree @retic-pithon @cmchill @abyss-is-lame @round-hatches-are-terrifying @edgy-as-a-satsuma @idontneedtherapyihavefanart @donutsalami (no pressure if u can't! :D), @mapleleafrag33 @purplishbluefrog

Thanks for the tag!

Hell yeah Madeline my beloved❤️❤️❤️

@thecrazyalchemist @david-goldrock @z82ia @atom1o6 @alchemicalwerewolf @a-bi-cat-with-books @jugglesthejorker @names-confuse-me @flaming-cactus

he's gay your honour

@homocidalpotat We're getting married on Thursday :D

lmaoo yayy you can marry me in my toga

OH MY GOD?? ALL 3 OF THEM???

@yourlocalbadgerscales

I mean… it’s a win

@atokirina-tsuki @miwiromantics @kissboybyler @scarbleu @itwasaseven7-deactivated2025022

NO WHAT THEY FEACTIVEAEETED???

Thankiewww for the tag!!!

Jonathan!?? JONATHAN?!!!! YES PLEASE

Npt: @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs @robintheoriedbyler @sillylittlemeowmeows @sykatz @my--strange-addiction @fleursfairies @phoebebuggers and any others <3

THANKKKKKK YOUUUU LOVE

Oh ffs, the gay… the gay… Well obviously it’s 1970 and we’re trying to hide the fact we’re both gay.

No pressure 🫶 @red-raven707 @yellowcleric @wistfulenchantress @dia-depeche @desperaterebelrunaway @swingthesameway

Thank yyoooouuuuu♡♡♡

Is the poor ant a character?

☆npt: @i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say @wesleyiszombieboy @bylerendgame @dollsanddandy @neilperryismine

...

I hope you guys have better luck then i did @the--last-great-american-dynasty @coffi-cake @atheenee @clodyghost @too-busy-for-this @queenieverity @noecantsleep @spellingishardman @blabbalubdubdub @strawlessandbraless @its-dazey @justcallme-e @captian-james-t-perfect-hair @oliveespineapples @overcastandunderachieving @b0iiling0verr-net @myst3ry-wh1te-b0y + plus anyone who wants to join! <3

Ty for the tag‼️

Well. There’s three of them in that image what do i do bro.

Anyways, @v1trum @starlightlovesspace

i don’t know who else to tag🧍‍♂️

ty for the tag!

B e t- /hj

Tags: @webdoiis @spectrophobiia @grapevine-w1nery @zyrtecbrainrot @flowers-for-lesbians @cossie-fauchelevant @storm-system973 +anyone else who wants to join

I don't WANNA marry Roach :(

@supertreecollective @grapevine-w1nery @spectrophobiia @zyrtecbrainrot

MAN I DONT WANNA MARRY MYSELF...... :((

– vic

tags ; @supertreecollective @zyrtecbrainrot @bertzstarr

WHY IS HE EVIL…. HELP…….

tags ; @silly-boozer @silverwaredrawersys @sleepyskiesco @darlingbeehive @the-fallen-collective

GUYS? UMMMMMM… GUYS? UMM😨

ALSO IF WERE COUNTING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WTF

@asteroid-fruitcup @ponyboy-the-pookie

I WIN YOU ALL SUCK./silly

tags (no pressure!!): @graceofgondor, @goodnightbirdy, @cimacally, @softfem-dom, @4ust1nnn, @4rielle, @bl33d1ngheartz, @ranx0, @unfortunately-lilith and anyone else who wants to join in!!

Hes leaving me for a man💀💀💀

Open tags!!

YES

@arthur-side @sketchingwithlyn @karmaajr

Welp.... I mean I guess he'll cook for me and treat me right?? He's a little fruity but thats okay (I actually love him so much 💖)

@fly-in-amber @thurio-edau @lee1504

they're my children???

@rot-decay-erosion @random-gamer1942 @what-is-going-on-im-confused @d011zk1ll @shuutingstar + open tags <3

PLEASE NO

@blacklicoriceisgood @d011zk1ll @mintbecrazy @ninadove @ch4rliespringg @manically-depressedd-psychopath @ruler-of-nothing-important + open tags

RIP Meels

Lynx is a fictional character but not counting ocs then

I guess im marrying Chat lol

I got luckyy

(I didnt make the gif but i dont remember who made it im sorry 😭)

@dizzycloudzzz @blinddreams24 @dragon-stars-world @sparklywafflefry @the32onservice @yellow-daisy-lady @shycroissanti

Uhhhhhhhhh... Lol

@mysticsoulgirl @addverrbb @zyasprings @scarletbeast @mostlyghostiez @ anyone else I missed

Falstaff Duolingo my beloved…

@bookmothic-dyke

Huh…. Well fuck I guess I’m marrying a random Keanu reeves look alike sigh.

@any of my mutuals

I guess I’m marrying the world’s biggest bottom, and Father

Open tags because I haven’t redone my pinned yet

House, Wilson, and me

okay…. this is an interesting throuple

@audioandart @n1cogiordano @cupa-rose @boughtmender @woods3115 @arrowanakalia @thatonegaygremlin and anyone else

Oh god

yippee? i mean he is my favorite character

Does…. Does this mean we’re a throuple??? 😨

i

i think so

music note chairlift

if you fall you will Bb

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

👍✊‼️✨🤛?????

👉🫵👏💀👍??????????

🇬🇧💗🌈🎊‼️

partying in england !!

📜🚵❤️🌈🦚

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

❤️🙏🫶🕯️🟥

???????????????? something about love. and red

🔥🐄🍁❌👍

Um

❤👍🐛🍨🌸

🔫🐝👍🎨🌸

I guess I’m killing someone and painting a flower with their blood???

💔🫵💥🎉🩷

The partying finally got to me…

✨️💅❤️⚠️🥚

I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

I think Bill’s gonna make you lay an egg this summer

Not if I make him lay one first.

✨🌔🌸🏳️‍🌈🔪

ah yes ofc

be gay do crime

but with a hint of astrology

@imobsessed123

@the-soul-detectives

@alaydabug2

@nowjumpinthewater

Not tagged but this looked fun lol

✨💫🔥🎵👍

I um

Fangirling over Wolfstar, Jegulus and music??

I mean it’s not wrong ig

⚠❤🦁✨🙏

Warning, Red Heart, Lion, Stars, Prayer.

Warning, a gay Gryffindor with Christian guilt? Sirius!?

(HC the Blacks being religious, because who doesn't like religious gay trauma, like I had, though not as shitty as his)

@siriuslyobsessed394 @acelovesremuslupin @astoria-nyx-moon @harrietthespywastaken @gigiyuu @xuxueee @destroy-the-binary @xxlady-lunaxx @mxlovey32

❤️✨🏳️‍🌈💀🙏

I’m gonna be gay and in love with my gf and then kill somebody and pray for forgiveness.

ah yes.

@thedoctordoesmarvel416 @blitzstoneshouldbecanon

i was NOT tagged but i wanna do this anyway so PREPARE TO BE INVADED BY THE LIKES OF ME, TAG GAME‼️/silly

🫶🏼💔🙏🏼‼️🦔

,,,what

uhh @blizzardtheartisticfox @sirithesillies @vex-iii + anyone else who wants to do this

🪨💭🦊👍📎 what does that mean. a rock is thinking about foxes and likes paperclips. Ykw because most of these are headmate emojis maybe it’s that the first three are going to come to really like Silver, and honestly I’m really glad if that’s right.

🐌👍🧷🎮🎧

...huh? 😭

I'm tired so open tags.

🧸🪱✨🌸🍄

actually, im not surprised-

💔🌻🫀🌈✨

Erm

💪🙌🫂🩷💀

i become jacked, find love then die? ok

💕👍🖕✨🐈‍⬛

📼🩸🧁🍄🍁

Thank you for the tag!

🫶🏻🩷💗👍🏻💀

Platonic love, then it's all okay, then I die

No pressure tags:

thx for the taggg

🤞⚜️💬⚰️🔮

okay um i think this is a sign for me not to make my scout promise this summer. like. okay.

tho being a ghost would be kinda cool.....

npt:

What im getting from yours is that after hoping for long you will go to Florence (yay it's close to me) and talk to the dead

uuuuu i actually prefer that, ima start hoping nowwww

If the dead say something cool let me know

oh ofc, ill see if i can make any good friends in the astral plane :)

A lot of cool people lived and died in florence (lots of medieval authors) maybe this could be a dbd spin off lol

i was literally thinking of dbd ngl jsbdksks

and yeahhh wasn't dante from florence?? ohhhh id love to talk to him he's the og hate fanfictioner

He was! (Btw in the purgatory he wrote a dissing to the people of my city/town lmaoo)

wow okay mean :(

he's probably still the first brat to ever brat so i can't fully hate him

Yeah the lore is that he thought that all of Tuscany (and Italy) was super corrupted (and he was exiled lol)

🐈‍⬛🫂💚🐞🪱

cat, hugs, love and bugs

🫂👍🆗✊🫖

🫂😭🎉💀🫵

🤏💜🫂💗🫶

awwwwww :D

🙏‼️👍🫂✨

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

JINWOO MY BELOVED

Tags

@child-of-the-super-nova @frankiefridayyy @simp4diobrando @etherealjellyfishenby

…..

if he doesn’t stab me first

yes

absolutely

Ehhehe

@im-a-simp898 @a-frogo-sitting-on-a-leafo

@twisterino10 and anyone else :3

OMG! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! *becomes kaiser*

If he doesn’t eat me… yes :3

@demonicallyslaying

Does this count? I wanted to make a post about this mug bc it’s my favorite but I never got around to it

@yourlocalxiaosimp @angelicallyresurrecting @in-a-mello-mood

Hell yeah it counts! Marry that mug if you want to

These bitches the last guys on my camera roll. Uh yeah polyamory I'm marrying all of them :3333

Unless I could adopt them instead? I'd rather like just comfort them through the horrors

@kitkatlover015 @ludo-ree @retic-pithon @cmchill @abyss-is-lame @round-hatches-are-terrifying @edgy-as-a-satsuma @idontneedtherapyihavefanart @donutsalami (no pressure if u can't! :D), @mapleleafrag33 @purplishbluefrog

Thanks for the tag!

Hell yeah Madeline my beloved❤️❤️❤️

@thecrazyalchemist @david-goldrock @z82ia @atom1o6 @alchemicalwerewolf @a-bi-cat-with-books @jugglesthejorker @names-confuse-me @flaming-cactus

he's gay your honour

@homocidalpotat We're getting married on Thursday :D

lmaoo yayy you can marry me in my toga

OH MY GOD?? ALL 3 OF THEM???

@yourlocalbadgerscales

I mean… it’s a win

@atokirina-tsuki @miwiromantics @kissboybyler @scarbleu @itwasaseven7-deactivated2025022

NO WHAT THEY FEACTIVEAEETED???

Thankiewww for the tag!!!

Jonathan!?? JONATHAN?!!!! YES PLEASE

Npt: @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs @robintheoriedbyler @sillylittlemeowmeows @sykatz @my--strange-addiction @fleursfairies @phoebebuggers and any others <3

THANKKKKKK YOUUUU LOVE

Oh ffs, the gay… the gay… Well obviously it’s 1970 and we’re trying to hide the fact we’re both gay.

No pressure 🫶 @red-raven707 @yellowcleric @wistfulenchantress @dia-depeche @desperaterebelrunaway @swingthesameway

Thank yyoooouuuuu♡♡♡

Is the poor ant a character?

☆npt: @i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say @wesleyiszombieboy @bylerendgame @dollsanddandy @neilperryismine

...

I hope you guys have better luck then i did @the--last-great-american-dynasty @coffi-cake @atheenee @clodyghost @too-busy-for-this @queenieverity @noecantsleep @spellingishardman @blabbalubdubdub @strawlessandbraless @its-dazey @justcallme-e @captian-james-t-perfect-hair @oliveespineapples @overcastandunderachieving @b0iiling0verr-net @myst3ry-wh1te-b0y + plus anyone who wants to join! <3

Ty for the tag‼️

Well. There’s three of them in that image what do i do bro.

Anyways, @v1trum @starlightlovesspace

i don’t know who else to tag🧍‍♂️

ty for the tag!

B e t- /hj

Tags: @webdoiis @spectrophobiia @grapevine-w1nery @zyrtecbrainrot @flowers-for-lesbians @cossie-fauchelevant @storm-system973 +anyone else who wants to join

I don't WANNA marry Roach :(

@supertreecollective @grapevine-w1nery @spectrophobiia @zyrtecbrainrot

MAN I DONT WANNA MARRY MYSELF...... :((

– vic

tags ; @supertreecollective @zyrtecbrainrot @bertzstarr

WHY IS HE EVIL…. HELP…….

tags ; @silly-boozer @silverwaredrawersys @sleepyskiesco @darlingbeehive @the-fallen-collective

GUYS? UMMMMMM… GUYS? UMM😨

ALSO IF WERE COUNTING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WTF

@asteroid-fruitcup @ponyboy-the-pookie

I WIN YOU ALL SUCK./silly

tags (no pressure!!): @graceofgondor, @goodnightbirdy, @cimacally, @softfem-dom, @4ust1nnn, @4rielle, @bl33d1ngheartz, @ranx0, @unfortunately-lilith and anyone else who wants to join in!!

Hes leaving me for a man💀💀💀

Open tags!!

YES

@arthur-side @sketchingwithlyn @karmaajr

Welp.... I mean I guess he'll cook for me and treat me right?? He's a little fruity but thats okay (I actually love him so much 💖)

@fly-in-amber @thurio-edau @lee1504

they're my children???

@rot-decay-erosion @random-gamer1942 @what-is-going-on-im-confused @d011zk1ll @shuutingstar + open tags <3

PLEASE NO

@blacklicoriceisgood @d011zk1ll @mintbecrazy @ninadove @ch4rliespringg @manically-depressedd-psychopath @ruler-of-nothing-important + open tags

RIP Meels

Lynx is a fictional character but not counting ocs then

I guess im marrying Chat lol

I got luckyy

(I didnt make the gif but i dont remember who made it im sorry 😭)

@dizzycloudzzz @blinddreams24 @dragon-stars-world @sparklywafflefry @the32onservice @yellow-daisy-lady @shycroissanti

Uhhhhhhhhh... Lol

@mysticsoulgirl @addverrbb @zyasprings @scarletbeast @mostlyghostiez @ anyone else I missed

Falstaff Duolingo my beloved…

@bookmothic-dyke

Huh…. Well fuck I guess I’m marrying a random Keanu reeves look alike sigh.

@any of my mutuals

I guess I’m marrying the world’s biggest bottom, and Father

Open tags because I haven’t redone my pinned yet

House, Wilson, and me

okay…. this is an interesting throuple

@audioandart @n1cogiordano @cupa-rose @boughtmender @woods3115 @arrowanakalia @thatonegaygremlin and anyone else

Oh god

yippee? i mean he is my favorite character

@x-dot-com and I collaborating on nomads stuff once again!!

Hehehehehehhehehehehehehehee

(maybe) unpopular opinion but i literally can't like hilda

no matter what angle i look at her at i just cannot like her

I wish boobs we're attached by velcro so I could take them off when I want them gone and put them back when it's good for the outfit

@cheesuscrustisme weren’t you just saying this earlier

i would take yours reeve

sadly i wear a lot of clothes that would look better if i had bigger titties

so i would have to borrow from my friends 😔

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama