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The Basement

@heehoothefool

I am a slime. This is my basement. Why the fuck are you all here? Do you like DnD? A poor, unfortunate slime of What The Sneef popularity. I didn’t ask for this.

You know what?

Fuck it

If you are here about the discord rollback, follow this link:

Hi! I'm HeeHoo. I am a slime. This is my basement.

I'm a writer and artist by hobby, my pronouns are whatever you want to apply to me I literally do not care it is however you perceive me.

I like DnD! A lot! So much so that I am working on developing a massive homebrew campaign based on a series of stories that I'm writing! It's a lot! If you want to keep up with those, check out @theworldoftomalyr!

If you would like to read the stories, please follow me on Wattpad or AO3 @HeeHooTheFool

If you wanna watch me devolve into DnD madness idk search for the dnd tag on this blog.

Also I'm an avatar of the Primordial Abyss so if you wanna talk to my manager please go to @thevoidposts.

Sometimes I write poetry and say stupid things! My blog unique tags are:

#spilled slime for writing

#slime speaks for things I just say

#slime responds for asks

Others may be added in the future idk

Speaking of poetry! I run poetry commissions! Keep an eye out for my commissions posts that get reblogged periodically if you're interested!

Great to have you in the basement <3

whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️

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"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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akemi homura can never resist the urge to aura farm it’s ingrained in her blood

madoka: no… mami died… how horrible…

homura:

She really just does that constantly for no apparent reason, no matter the situation.

She magicked her hair straight and manageable and she's making the most of it.

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean

I used to get fucking straight A’s and everyone still joked about how lazy I was because I was too depressed to keep my room clean. I’m still furious about that.

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