Cartoons with dinosaur people trying to make the earth hotter

A streamer I was watching watched some random episode of Extreme Dinosaurs and the villains were trying to use a weapon that destroys the ozone layer to make the earth hotter and more suitable for dinosaurs

Ozone is a greenhouse gas and removing the ozone layer makes the earth colder. Sunburn is not caused by the sun being hot it's caused by UV radiation which the ozone layer blocks.

There's also an episode of Batman Beyond where a cult is turning themselves into dino men and said cult wants to explode a super volcano in order to make the earth hotter and more suitable for dinosaurs.

Super volcano explosions in Earth's natural history are followed by long periods of cold weather due to the amount of ash being launched into the upper atmosphere and blocking sunlight. This was one of the theories of what made the dinosaurs extinct in the first place before we settled on the asteroid.

How are dino people so bad at making the earth hotter, us humans are doing it by accident.

"And if he succeeds, he'll destroy the Declaration."

Full quote:

Ian's gonna try and steal it. And if he succeeds, he'll destroy the Declaration. - Benjamin Franklin Gates

This line from National treasure is written and read so bizarrely. I assume the meaning is "he won't be as careful with his chemical test and destroy the historical artifact that is the Declaration" but if that was the meaning "he'll destroy it" would sound much more natural.

The only meaning that makes any sense with being worded and read that way is "The very spirit of declaring independence from Britain in 1776 will be destroyed if a person with a British accent gets the treasure"

Had a dream about a cursed flavor combination

I had a dream I went to some sports thing with my dad and for some reason he brought Gatorade Cool Blue, Orange Fanta and condensed milk and mixed them all together to make some kind of insane milkshake. I have no idea what this would taste like, anyone want to try it?

(addendum : I have not tried this because I don't drink soda or sugary drinks and I don't want to have to throw away the ingredients after tasting it)

that was the best dream ever

I had a dream I was in the like 3rd hobbit movie and I was pippin for some reason because pippin was there and I was with all the dwarves and one of them got stuck in a refrigerator and I was like "peter jackson what the fuck that wasn't in the book" so then we all went to run out the castle gates and Smaug was there waiting for us and I stood up and waved my arms and went SMAUG I LOVE YOU and Smaug looked at me and bellowed in his scary Benedril Cumblebee voice "I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN" and then he flattened out like that flat fuck friday alligator meme because there was a bunch of goblins on his back he was going to let us fight before he fought us proper. So I was shooting the goblins with a mounted grapple hook gun and a dodo was flying around erratically in the background so I said, as a joke "don't even bother shooting the dodo it's not worth the points" and everyone laughed. And so I killed one of the goblins and it dropped a treasure chest and I was like "check this out" and aimed the mounted grapple hook gun inside the treasure chest and aimed it down, and me and the treasure chest went flying as like a prop surfing glitch and then Peter Jackson was like "how the fuck?" and then I woke up, and after waking up I said out loud "That was the best dream ever"

mind massage

I was talking about pokemon and massages and I thought of like, what if a scientist or engineer has a hard day at work or like you have adhd and you come home and your psychic pokemon gives you a mind massage. wouldn't that be great. just a nice psychic massage straight to the brain. work off all that thinky brain stress and anxiety, get rid of that headache. I have never thought of something and been immediately so mad it wasn't real

I hope when Humans join intergalactic society all other galactic species have way more complex social cues

to the point where neurotypical Humans become the "social awkward" species. Like "You gotta accommodate for Captain Jameson, he's a human so he can't tell the difference between Double and Triple Sarcasm"

I came up with this meme in a dream and now you all have to deal with it

Every once in a while my brain will out of no where say something to me like

"I like my coffee mugs like I like my buttholes: stained brown from repeated use"

and I'll be like thanks brain very cool

Animal well is fun as fuck so far but

it's funny that a 33 megabyte game is 25 dollars

that's 1.32 megabytes per dollar

if you were for some reason judging how good a deal a purchase is by such an arbitrarily useless standard it might be the worst deal for any game released in the last decade

Sunday School teacher: "Who were the three Jews that Nebuchadnezzar II put in the furnace?"

Me: