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Hellsite Refugee

@hellsiterefugee

I'm real I promise

I'm told I need an obligatory "not a bot" post so, welcome to that.

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

So i noticed a lot of you are still posting. It seems the blood curse did not operate as intended.

yeah I don't have any blood

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

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twitch-eaglehart

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

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parliamentaryinquiry

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

  • are you thirty? have a sip!
  • are you hungry? have a spack!
  • have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
  • are you stick? purt your indies!
  • do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
  • are you tired? break your togs!
  • do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
  • are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

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