aw, coffee, no

The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

Rooting around in the game assets, I came across the cover art for Swords and Shields. This is the author photo illustration on the back cover.

Varric Fucking Tethras, everyone.

RELEASE THE DA2 VARRIC ROMANCE ENDING BIOWARE

We call it kirkwall fashion

Pelicans very genrous birds rent out mouth for cheap party space. Very fun and safety place! bring friends of all sorts have gethering in pelican mouth. Make Extra Fun be a theme partyy of Pot Luck by have with bringing food to share also in pelican mouth. Big Space!! party so much fun in above picture that roof is literal being raise. you want party happiness yes?? trust in pelican

I have been on Tumblr just long enough to find this an extremely funny choice of business name.

The company caters to caring for babies and toddlers.

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

been spending time with some old friends :’)

aveline my friend aveline

replaying a little game from 10 years ago

I don't know why but these two just gave me "divorced parents" the way the bicker, tease and fight eacher other. i love that for them

broke: everyone calls Hawke by surname bc the game can't get people to say your custom name

woke: nobody in Kirkwall knows Hawke's first name

(commission info // tip jar!)

my pet mold spore

i hope this is what future holds for me

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

horror and erotica are the same thing. flesh and meat and intensity. do you get it.

“Fine, but if you don’t tell me, I’m just going to have to make it up”