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A headcanon about food
Zea knows how to cook somewhat. One time she wanted to make some Nevarran dishes for Emmrich as a surprise so she did the research, made the ingredient list and went shopping in Treviso...only to be confused by the ten different spices all labeled the same thing. She was saved by a Crow who decided that she needed his help (she did) and got everything that she needed with him. He asked what it was all for and she told him, and the Crow suggested that they do a trial with some other food. So she could get her footing in the kitchen.
Cut to the kitchen in the Lighthouse, where Lucanis walks in to start dinner, only to find the Crow and Zea zipping about the kitchen cooking dinner for everyone. Lucanis is surprised and amused, slipping out before either noticed and went to spend the free-time with Neve.
(said Crow is @anderfels Bestest Bean Dante de Riva)
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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
Veilguard Appreciation Week Day 4: Treviso (Rookanis)
Takes place near the end game and Spoilers for Lucanis's personal quest. Enjoy!
Elsbeth de Riva walked through the Eluvian and into her home city of Treviso. Even though she had saved the city and the rest of Thedas, there were those who still wanted her head so she tried to keep a low-profile whenever she had business in the city.
Pulling back her dark brown hair and dressing in non-Crow clothing certainly helped, she could certainly pass as part of the lower nobility dressed in a dress that hugged her curves but still left room for her knives. Borrowing a fascinator from Neve, she'd pinned it in a way to slightly obscure her face-making it hard for someone to fully identify her if she didn't want it. The Tevinter trend was somewhat popular among the nobility in Antiva so she didn't look that out of place.
The café was busy as ever, dragon attack and Antaam occupation had never really slowed down business. "Although why Lucanis wants to meet me there, I have no idea." Elsbeth thought, using the footbridge that went over the canal and through the small alleyway that led to the café.
Seeing that a small table off to the side was open, she ordered a café au lait and a pastry before sitting down.
"You got here before me."
"I know more short-cuts than you." Elsbeth smiled as Lucanis sat down across from her.
"Is that so? You'll have to show me sometime."
Elsbeth pretended to consider the request for a few seconds before saying, "Maybe."
"Maybe? Don't make me ask Viago to have you show me. As First Talon I can do that." Lucanis teased, letting a soft smile appear as he gazed at Elsbeth- the woman who had captured his heart and given him strength when he needed it.
Elsbeth felt her cheeks blush at the teasing but replied with a barb of her own, "Viago wouldn't remember, Teia is too busy occupying his attention." As her coffee and pastry arrived, she waited until they were alone again to continue, "Besides with the...contract fullfilled he's sending me on fewer and fewer ones. It wouldn't surprise me if he stops sending me on de Riva contracts unless they specifically request me."
"Why wouldn't he send you? I've seen you fight, I've even fought with you- you know how to handle yourself."
Elsbeth shrugged, "It's because sooner or later I won't be a de Riva anymore." She paused realizing what she just said and tried to undo it, "I mean-if that is-I shouldn't assume-"
"Elsbeth." Lucanis said in a calm tone, taking her hand in his. "Breathe mi amore."
Elsbeth swallowed and took a breath.
"This city, with it's canals and footbridges, gondolas, stained glass and rafters- it only has one thing that I care about; you. Well, that and a well stocked kitchen at the Dellamorte Estate. We're trying to kill Gods and come out the other side. If there were to be an...alliance between our two houses then that would only be because we want it."
"And what if the other Talons want it?"
"They have to ask the First Talon for his permission. And I happen to have it on good authority that he wouldn't allow it until both parties wanted it."
"You Dellarmorte's and your flattery." She said, withdrawing her hand from his and nervously taking a bite of her pastry.
"Because it's true, Elsbeth. Whatever Illario has said to you in the past, I'm not him. I'm not trying to, I'm just...me."
"I know." Elsbeth knew that Lucanis was aware of her past with Illario, Maker knows how many Crows Illario had flirted and slept with, but at the same time there were moments where Lucanis was talking but she was hearing Illario's words. Waving a hand in the air, she continued, "But enough about that, tell me about the party for you becoming First Talon."
As Lucanis talked about the party that Catarina practically demanded they throw to celebrate she couldn't help but smile, whatever lay ahead they would face it together.
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Metaruu’s Headcanon Ask Game
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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@soularch and I were talking about things
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"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't
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who wants to see Bellara hit Illario with the praise kink beam and make him cry
yay it's here finally!!! huge thank you to @trash-nerd for beta reading this
let me know if you want to see this continued, I have an outline for more chapters
I finally got around to reading this and I cannot recommend it enough. It is so good.
It's funny, it's sweet, it's hot. It's got Bellara being her delightful self. It's got Illario being suave and slutty, then being decidedly less of at least one of those things later.
And yeah. It's fantastic.
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solas is so fortunate that cassandra pentaghast was Handling Shit In The South because if she found out that her middest coworker murdered her favourite author and friend?????
christ on a cracker she would take that man apart one tendon at a time
you thought he regretted having a physical body before ?????
i am, respectfully, devastated that cassandra was not in veilguard, playing for team "atomize solas."
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What is your OC’s sexuality?
Carolina Blackburn: Straight
Aaliyah Trevelyan: Bisexual
Talia Cadash: Lesbian
Anna Ryder: Pansexual
Rose Shepard: Demisexual
Marian Hawke: Bisexual Disaster
Rose Cousland: Straight
Max Wainwright: Bisexual
(updating with new OCs)
Cal Adaar: Gay
Elsbeth de Riva: Bisexual
Zea Laidir: Biromantic
Jason Shepard: Gay
Scott Ryder: Pansexual
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DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD (2024) — developed by bioware.
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I think my favorite shenanigan that the leverage gang pulls is when they discover that a mark has some entirely tangential fixation and they immediately latch on to the opportunity to nettle him in a devastatingly laser-targeted way. not even related to the con just for personal fulfillment.
like oh, you’ve spent weeks obsessing over what type of wood to use for your new house? whoopsies! looks like somebody just canceled your custom flooring order! gosh, how weird is that?
oh, you’re really attached to the moniker you use to strike fear in your victims & colleagues? hope you don’t mind if we get your associates to start mocking it for the entire episode and ensure it gets written down wrong in your FBI files.
you slap your name on every invention you steal because you’re obsessed with name recognition? well parker’s going to invent six new ways to mispronounce it and make sure everybody you speak to gets it wrong for the (very short) remainder of your career.
they truly are just psychologically tormenting people for the hell of it and I love that for them
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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday
I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.
Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!
They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:
(High and Low Tide ^)
the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"
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Chewing on the fact Davrin is writing his book to save other people's lives. Like he got those scars trying and failing the techniques in other bestiaries. At some point he decided his legacy as a Grey Warden wasn't just to sacrifice himself but to find a way to keep other people from getting killed from bad advice.