I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

it’s that time again lads

What the ever living fuck

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

Been in my queue for a year

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

I wish you a merry shitscram

🎶 Have yourself a Merry little shitscram 🎶

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

His first reaction was to go on the defensive and ask if she was a cop. HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD AND KNEW IT. That girl he was talking to was 12. TWELVE.

Be a nosey bitch til the day you die. No regrets.

Reminder, BE A NOSEY BITCH

THIS BLOG IS RUN BY A NOSEY BITCH

You know I’d rather be a Nosey Butch than to see a woman, child, teenager killef

Yeah, older man giving a little girl “advice” and the girl looking uncomfortable, and the old man getting defensive when confronted?

BE A NOSY BITCH.

Be a nosey bitch, it saves lives when it comes to girls

Doesn’t just apply to men and young girls

There was a teenage boy, about 13, who went missing in my area. They found his body a few days after he went missing dumped on the train tracks by the high school. His kidnapper and murderer was a woman.

Basically, if an older person is talking to a younger person and the younger person looks uncomfortable, SAY SOMETHING!

BE A NOSEY BITCH! SAVE LIVES

BE A NOSEY BITCH

Always Be A Nosey Bitch!!!

i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too

happy september everyone

ITS THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER

Game show where you watch an apology video and try to be the first to guess what the person did.

Youtuber: I’d like to address the recent-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Solicited nudes from minors!

Youtuber: -incident that-

Contestant 2: *BUZZ* Said a slur during a stream!

Youtuber: -occured on my trip-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Went to a foreign country and disrespected a holy place!

Host: Correct! Bonus points for guessing before the first ad spot!

People supporting bi jake peralta:

People supporting bi jake peralta to have him break up with amy and be with a man:

I like to think I’m one of the least athletic people in real life. I don’t do a whole lot when I’m left to my own devices except wield forks and knives.

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

i know people like to call the gen-z disney stars cringey,,,

but come on,

these kids

are using their influence

to create a difference

and inspire kids all around the world

to stand up for what they believe in

and they

should not be

reduced to “cringey kids”

because they, and the children they inspire,

are our future.

This meme is COMPLEX

also people really seem to think that specifically children with adhd will suddenly become not distractable if you remove distractors like phones which is very much not the case lol they just zone out you idiots.

my parents did this with homework and i would sit there zoned out till 10 pm not doing shit because they turned the internet off

Neurotypical people tend to not understand that my ability to focus on something I’m not particularly motivated to do will increase tenfold if I can have a secondary task or background distraction with which to pair it. So, for example, if I’m in a boring meeting or have to listen to a webinar or something, my ability to stay tuned in to what’s being said will actually improve greatly if I’m simultaneously allowed to play a game or colour. Likewise, if I have a boring work project that involves inputting data into spreadsheets or something of that nature, I absolutely need to be able to listen to a podcast whilst I work. People think these sorts of things are signs of not being invested, but for me, it’s the difference between engagement and zoning out. 

Also see: why I need music to work.