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are the trojans under the impression that kevin has a crush on jeremy??

tsc p46

tgr p206

(because i am.)

Neil Josten has the petty spitefulness of Eminem and the unhinged hatred of Kendrick Lamer with the lyrical bars of both - all combined into a five foot three ginger and you now understand why is is an unstoppable force

Andreil are so “I’d find you in every universe” but Jerejean are “this universe is our only shot and I need to make the most of it”

when you think about it--I mean really think about it--the feelings Jean has towards Kevin are so fucking palpable and Kevin, as much as I like you, I woulda fucking decked you so goddamn hard. SO hard.

Like, Jean really loved him. He really loved him. Kevin was this amazing shock of green amongst all the black and red and Jean was what 15? 16? Imagine being that age and falling for a boy who isn't wholly warm to you but who cares for you and looks after you better than anyone else in the hell you're living in does, only for him to get hurt one day--so badly hurt--that when he asks you a simple favour you do it immediately without thinking twice. Without suspecting a thing. It's nothing. It's so small and so easily believable that the physical pain you suffer at the hand of your master is almost nothing compared to the utter agony in your chest as your heart breaks and bleeds--realising he never felt the same.

He was everything to you, but you were just a piece on a board to him.

andreil: “jealousy? we don’t believe in jealousy.”

jerejean: “YOU KNOW OTHER PEOPLE???”

little reminder that Jean called Jeremy "this bottle-blond sunshine captain who could force Kevin into submission without raising his voice or hand" and i think it's beautiful

jean will hear jeremy saying ‘good boy’ to jabberwocky in french and have a mild cardiac arrest methinks

I need a short story where Jeremy chatters away to jabberwocky in french and Jean can't help but to mutter corrections every now and then and is privately so impressed with how fast Jeremy is improving AHHH

the most car ride of all time

And when confronted-

Neil (offended): I didn't kill him, I hired someone to kill him. There's a difference.

I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry about the fact that Jean shows up and starts getting onto everyone about their substance abuse issues in in tgr. Like it’s very amusing watching him literally just walk around confiscating everyone’s drugs and alcohol and calling Andrew “Brisket Lungs”. On the other hand:

- The Ibuprofen Incident ™️ makes it abundantly clear that a huge part of his issue with various substances is rooted not in genuine understanding of any harmful effects but rather in Raven fear tactics

- He is the only person since Kevin left The Nest to clock his relationship to alcohol as a genuine problem that needs addressing. Literally no one has said a word to him about this or tried to help manage either the alcoholism itself or the underlying problems that caused it in the first place.

- He is, again (as far as I recall) the first person to point out to Andrew that there are going to be consequences of him smoking outside of the exy court and that maybe these decisions don’t just affect his own body that he cares so little for (again, sad in its own right that Neil’s wellbeing is placed so highly in comparison to his own)

- The fact that when he believes Jeremy about the no-backsliding deal it is a new experience for Jeremy

So yeah, maybe just the crying part.

I can perfectly imagine him being all charismatic and charming in front of the cameras like that

i need matt to hug neil so hard he picks him up and spins him around like neil is his long lost wife

and that this happens because at Matt and Dan's wedding they do a first look and when he turns its Neil in a white dress

Wymack sitting at the funeral of Riko, the dude who was his estranged son’s codependent brother, who treated him as a pet and mentally and physically abused and tortured him for years. The same dude who also physically abused and orchestrated the gang rape of said estranged son’s best friend. Who then blackmailed one of your players, who knew your son from years back, and let Riko beat the shit out of him over Christmas break because he didn’t want his situation-ship to get hurt, who is your estranged brothers codependent bestie and protector - who riko also orchestrated the abuse of anyway. And then your team proceeded to beat him in the championships, where he tried to kill one said player before the other broke his arm and then his brother who runs the Japanese mafia killed him and framed it as a suicide. And now you sitting next to said estranged son, who people blame his death on, watching him grieve this absolute psychopath cause that’s just how much he fucked him up.

Wymack: *thank god this isn’t awkward or anything*

Part 3 :)

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It is now canon to me that at least once the girls sat around a coffee table and seriously discussed how hot Kevin would be if he wasn't such a bitch

Just a parallel between Andreil talking to each other about their lives for an entire bus ride versus Jean teaching Jeremy French in their bus ride :"))