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dworkiniferous

@hhhhhoijlkjlk

bíonn an fhírinne searbh
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yeah i was gonna get assisted suicide but it turns out that you can only get reincarnated into a creature as lowly as or lowlier than a worm if you go that route, so im going to try to get into the military, i hear if you get killed in battle you're guaranteed reincarnation into a dust speck floating in warm, sweet sunlight.. that's a pretty sweet deal haha

-depressed person in world where reincarnation is bureaucratically organised

his friend: no they stopped doing that cause people kept getting killed on purpose

guy: damn... i gotta see a buddhist monk about eliminating my soul

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unfortunately for both me and everyone else in the world i CANNOT build a shed and live in the woods because obviously i dont live for myself, i don't see a purpose in living alone and speaking to nobody and making zero impact on the world whatsoever. there is literally no point to that to me personally. im not alive for the sake of being alive, im here for a purpose. being alone with no friends and no Internet until i die is absolutely ridiculous to me, its laughable. literally why live at that point and this isnt me being edgy i really mean this. just talk to myself in my head ? thats something i love doing but why would i do it if I can't ever use it for anything?

#YUP
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my worm ways are elegant in the muck, yet is only seen as “slimy” + “rude” in the human world

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My hatred for all humanity has sunk me into a mire of soul piercing dismay /srs

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The french are sensual due to their very punnable language

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This reminds me of that time last summer when I died and went to hell

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Anonymous asked:

5% addicted to 50 drugs or 50% addicted to 5 drugs? Which are you picking?

The former

Gotta stay expansive

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Relax? Yeah yeah so fucking easy to relax. Everything's going so fucking smoothly.

When I eat non irish beef it sits in my stomach like a rock.

Youre going to get us fucking killed.

#en
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Remembering the time I was walking down the street wearing an Animal Crossing jumper and a girl walking the other way said "I like your jumper!" and I said "oh thanks!" and a little old lady who was near us gave me a really dirty look and said "what a load of shit, nobody gives a fuck about your stupid jumper" for some reason

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Wish this would happen to me.

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