Incorrect Quotes (Multifandom)

I have never in my life watched a millisecond of the hit 2010 medical drama House, but the general impression I’m getting of Dr House himself is he’s like if your transition doctor was great in getting you meds and guiding you through surgery but called you unimaginable slurs the entire time

my girlie in christ "hit 2010 medical drama" that show starred airing in 2004, you have no idea how right you are and how much that specific era of television contributed to it

Guys I’m so sorry 😭 my original sin (mistakingly dating House Md wrong) shall never have enough penance to make up for it (all my correction reblog get buried) 😔😔😔😔

the year is 2027. The trump administration under rfk jr bans diet pepsi, the straw that breaks the camels back in a year marked by strife and widespread civil unrest following Trump's nuclear bombardment of Canada for being too gay and mandating everyone to inject ivermectine into their veins. Among the crowds, one flag flies supreme above all, and shall be raised over the bloody steps of the fallen nation's capital. It's the fucking l'manberg flag.

No one:

John Lennon in the 3rd verse of his diss track: HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT YOU BEAUTIFUL WHORE

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

nintendo switch 2 looks cool but kinda expensive Everyone promise not to buy it for 1 year until they panic and drop the price like they did with the 3DS pretty please 🙏

happy gay angel day! 

"player"

Getting so emotional over John Lennon. I feel so maternal towards him, i need to put a band-aid on his scraped knee, need to be a stranger who finds him crying as a little kid wipes his tears away and helps him find his parents, need to be the shop keeper who ignores his fake id and sells him cigarettes because he 'knows that Lennon boy needs em'. need to be a lesbian leaning on a wall in front of a gay bar and see him walking with Paul and recognise that look in his eyes. need to be the one who gets him home after a rough night out, do you get it... i need to watch over him, be his guardian angel. John i would've smoked cigarettes with you and kept you alive forever.

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

I'm a ridiculous human and genuinely couldn't sleep until I tried my hand at a better, more balanced list -- though of course, I have my own biases when it comes to what corners of this website I've lurked in over the years. For what it's worth, I did consult the last several Years In Review, while also drawing on the fact that I've been here for over a decade. But if there's anything that truly doesn't feel like it should have made the cut, blame my mutuals for putting it on my dash all the time.

(And apologies, but I couldn't seem to find Goncharov among the website's listings)

‘What would you do about it exactly? Eat me?’

Bold thing to say to the teen cannibals, Ben

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol

As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.

So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men's jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.

I think it's important to know that this woman is a devout Catholic and is performing this act of civil disobedience as a profound act of faith (which I deeply respect, as someone whose Judaism vibes on the same wavelength). She brought a rosary with her and was planning on praying the rosary in the restroom after washing her hands if she was able to do so.

I also think it's important to know that she said in her letter that she knows that if she's sent to a men's prison that it is very likely that she will be raped.

The thing about Rosa Parks is we know her name. We should also speak Marcy Rheintgen's name

huh weird.

Guys it still hurts

I heard a SONG and went on a hour long rant to my friend about Klaus and how much they fucked up the last season and how dirty they did his character and how much it actually traumatized me😭

"he should've been at the club" except they should NOT have been at the club. george should've been at school, john should've been in therapy and stu should've been alive

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little