Kiss me, 1793 Sassy Bastille Aziraphale
1793 Sassy Bastille Aziraphale, kiss me
#good omens#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#michael sheen#good omens fandom#you don't understand this Aziraphale is like 100% horny babe material. In this scene he sucked Crowley off 6 times inside his mind palace#do you believe this silly bitch went to paris in the middle of the reign of terror#dressed as a high class#FOR CREPES?!#AFTER WHAT HE SAID IN SEASON 2?!#babes Aziraphale is painfully aware of Crowley's hero complex and how he loves saving his gay lil arse every chance he gets#this is their weird way of flirting with each other#aziraphale is like 'oops look at me once again in the clutches of danger for the 8th time this week' flirt#and crowley is the 'fucking heavens angel can you PLEASE stop making stupid decisions that have you ending up almost discorporated ->#(pls don't stop ily babe <3 play the dramatic so its even more exciting)' flirt#you cannot tell me they don't get a hell lot of sexual frustration out of their system with this little saving routine#these bitches are too shy (and probably afraid for hell/heaven reasons) to fuck so they just...do shite like this#az in that scene is so relax and just annoyed not a hint of fear#and don't get me STARTED on the way Az looks at Crowley in that scene that man is so bloody turned on it's insane#that lil up and down thing he does with his eyes is just like SO THIRSTY he wants a piece of our demon SO BAD it's SO GAY I LOVE IT GIMME#angel baby LITERALLY looks the bloke up and down as if he is checking him out and then does that little gay ass expression we all know abou#god they are so stupid#az almost got discorporated to STROKE Crowley's ego a bit and then go on a lil parisian date#and his plan WORKED like a charm#like 'oh that fellow is going to die in my place? shame. anyway dear boy do you prefer raspberry jam or chocolate in your crepes?'#he's got his priorities right
